amish mechanic

Things of foulness a drunk farmer usually does to his livestock, such as fisting or assfucking.

"they caught jason fucking that horse, he is an amish mechanic!"

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Amish Rifle

A sex act that begins with a bearded man rubbing his penis between another bearded man's butt cheeks, while using dish soap for lubricant. When his "rifle" becomes locked and loaded, the man aims his penis and explodes all over the beard of his hairy partner while moaning "POW!!!! Fear the Beard"

Dude 1: Man what is all over your beard?

Dude 2: Oh, got a little wild and I was the target of an Amish Rifle

Dude 1: Man.... that's brutal

Dude 2: Tell me about it, I woke up to him yelling "FEAR THE BEARD"

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Nazi Amishism

1.A word describing a person or group of people whose main action in life is to force trival beliefs on a person/persons. which in most cases resemble the amish standpoint on everything new.
2.A belief that you must conform and controll and bend other people to your will.

"Nazi Amishism is the Number one responsible barrior to things shown on tv, and the mind set of people"

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Amish butter

When a girl is giving you the double fisted slurple gurp, the semen/saliva left on her hands is Amish butter. It only counts if it is the double fisted slurple gurp, as the motion resembles that of churning butter.

“Wow Jenny your hands are so soft! What lotion are you using?”

“It’s that Amish butter from last night!”

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Amish Vibrator

Shoving a carrot in your ass or vagina and letting a hamster or mouse eat it

Bro I did the Amish vibrator last night, it was great until the hamster got stuck

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Amish Lightbulb

Having sex using the ear canal as the orifice. The term is derived from the fact that Amish people use candles for light. Candles are made from wax, and wax can naturally be found in the ear.

I gave my boyfriend an Amish Lightbulb last night. My hearing is suffering.

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AMISH SUNRISE

the act of waking up and masturbating without the assitance of techknowledgy and ejaculating into someone elses orange juice

thanks to young mesh i gave a amish sunrise to that jerk in accounting

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