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A hoe that is smart about his/her hoeness. Hard to categorize the person as a full blown hoe.
Syd is such an educated hoe
Yes I know right, I don’t know if he’s really a hoe or not.
One who tries to use every minuscule action to achieve a higher ranking in the educational system. see Academic Prostitute
When the teacher told his students he was performing in a community play, Mary immediately asked if they would get extra credit for coming. Mary is an Educational Prostitute.
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Every 10 year olds dream; the only reasons boys or just horny ass girls, go to school.
Mom- “Hey Bob!, how was your day today?”
Bob- “Oh yeah! Today we did what I’ve been
waiting for since I started school! We’re learning about SEX!”
Sexual Education is the best!
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An individual that struggles for basic necessary needs such as food, sleep or money to keep up their grades or for lack of money because of the cost of education. More specifically college kids who struggle to feed themselves and resort to ramen and waffles.
Nick: Did you talk to Sally recently? She's barely had any sleep or food these past three days! Apparently her rent is expensive and she can barely afford food.
Jessica: I feel bad. She's become such an education hoboe.
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This is when your teacher says the course is "History of the 20th century" on the syllabus, and then proceeds to teach you all about him or herself.
No, the lives of teachers may in fact be interesting, but anecdotes from the bedroom ought to be left in the bedroom, thanks.
Mr. Worguheirvhehgurheiuhrvnvevib: Okay, class, today we will discuss, analyze and evaluate the significance of totalitarianism.
The "Keener" Student: Oh! I have already done the readings! I --
Mr. W cutting off his student: I remember last night with my date. God, she was a sexxxy beast. We made glorious, crazy monkey sex all night long. I'd go into further details if you were a little older, but I have a class to teach.
Confused Student: Um, Sir? What about totali--
Mr. W cutting off his student for a second time: Oh, alright, if you INSIST! So...
**Supplemental note by student afterwards: He really knows how to please a woman, but it has nothing to do with the rise of totalitarian states. That was a painful class of educational perversion.
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The concept explaining the phenomenon when one is under the belief that because they have a higher degree(s), that their life holds more significance than someone with fewer or no higher degree(s). Also evident when a person frequently drops this information into casual conversation multiple times in a shameless bid for attention.
The moment you believe you are better than someone because you have a college degree, you are demonstarting educational arrogance, and therefore, are an asshat.
Asshat: Polish this turd, willya Judy, ya know I have two Master’s degrees..
Asshat: Ya know I have two Master’s degrees so I don’t understand why I have to be here.
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a memely educated person is a person that spells things from memes.
how a memely educated person would spell a few things...
dude = dood
hey whats up = yo waddup faggot.
do you know the way back? = do yu kno da wae to mee mans hoome?
I'm hungry = COOK THAT MAN SUM FUCKIN' EGGS BITCH!
etc. etc.
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