Pilot Light of Anger

The feeling you have the moment something happens that immediately sparks a sharp anger or rage inside but you DO NOT react to it. Instead you sit and dwell on it. The feeling waits for a second trigger for a response which may or may not happen.

"When my freind was hit with a beer I could see that the pilot light of anger in him was lit, and the night was going to get interesting."

"My pilot light of anger lit when she backed into my car."

"The pilot light of anger can consume you if you do not have control of your temper"

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anger turned sideways

Meaning a combination of insanity, humor, and irony that is married to a constructive and/destructive action.

BOILED DOWN: making a joke of your anger, laughing it off, or making a practical joke that shows your anger.

They say there is s link between anger and wit. Anger turned inward is depression. Anger turned sidways is insanity.

I always have a "anger turned sideways" attitude when it comes to war

Oral n' Anger

When you gotta give that head, but you ain't too happy about it.

After an exhausting night of straight oral n' anger, John asked Gary if he could please go home now.

anger butt sex

The act of anal with your close bro angrily! With no butter

Do you wanna have anger butt sex?

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HATE-anger look

A fierce angry facial expression that someone gives you, which puts you under the impression that they're gonna turn into a MONSTER & violently attack you. Most times parents give their kids this look when the kid has done something wrong, & the parent looks @ the kid like he/she wants the rip the kid's heart out. Or they might even give the kid this look when the kid interrupted them while talking on the phone.

Ta-Ta gave me the HATE-anger look when I accidentally spilled red soda on her fresh new white sneakers.

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Reverse Anger-Management

The kind of therapy one goes to when he/she finds that everyone hates them, typically on-sight.

"I have no idea why they hate me so much. We've never even talked."
"Maybe you need to go to reverse anger-management".
"Good idea. It's not like this is the first time it's happened".

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Don’t look back in anger.

Don’t look back in anger — A realization that occurs once one is old enough to realize that what you once called some of the worse moments of your life were actually pretty damn awesome.

All the times you got your heart broken; and, all of the lovers you used to complained about to your friends while imbibing your favorite “complaint inducing drug of choice” were actually some of the greatest people you ever met during the most amazing part of your life.

And actually, your heart wasn’t really even really broken yet. That only happens when facing old age, sickness, and death and watching your friends and frenemies drop like The Ten Little Indians in the now politically incorrect childhood song.

Everything that has come before was like stretching before a long run…

…which feels like a too short of a run when you get to this part of the road. Nostalgia isn’t remembering the past; it’s living in the present as an echo of who you once were.

And if you don’t know what I’m talking about; then don’t worry.

You will.

Don’t look back in anger. There is something worse than a lover who drives you crazy; and that’s having no lover at all. There’s something worse than being catcalled on the street by construction workers; and that being invisible to the people who pass you by. It’s like the man who said: “I used to complain about my missing finger until I met a man who lost his hand.” I used to complain about my yesterdays until I started running out of tomorrows.

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