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The answer plan and simple is 42.
The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything is 42
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A groups of narrow minded, right winged Fundie Catholics and Protestants who hang aroung trolling their whole gospel of legalism, dumb rules, and hate towards those who believe differently. Their creed goes as such
1. The belief in everlasting hell of conscious torment for those who dont believe or behave exactly as they are told to is the most important doctrine.
2. It is justified to degrade another under the excuse of just trying to save them.
3. Your holy duty is to thumbs down anything supporting Universalism, annihilation, reincarnation, or a non-dogmatic system of theology.
4. It is a major sin to say anything about the church of Yahoo's behavior
5. Anyone who disagrees with them is in fact persecuting them.
6. You have the business to evangelize in categories people ask questions in, despite the fact they are trying to get away from you, but despite the problems, continue.
7. Be always ready to cover up any evil things you do, for you were doing good.
United Church of Yahoo Answers
Question: What is Buddhism?
UCYA answer: A path leading to everlasting hell.
Such examples include the leading cult members are CJ/Chris/David, No Chance without Jesus, Daver, Lynn, Dear Dogma and Gods Servant.
UCYA David/CJ/Chris-"blah blah blah is a cult leading to eternal hell".
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The crappiest and least reliable of all answer forums.
It acts like a virus in that it will force you to use it whether you like it or not. Most people with half a brain won't use it.
The only people that use it are illiterate, judgmental retards who get pissed of at the smallest things.
Below is a comparison between how a normal human and an AOL user would do to comfort someone who lost a loved one.
Homo sapiens:
I'm sorry for your loss.
Typical American Online Answers User:
Your a mose, wus a jigala illlll betat ya heaaaaaaaaaaaddddd in youv bern poiuytly conditionedc andrt yahjku randvfdomnly conbvditionredfv ton jthink youf im a psyyyycologistyu and i know everything.
(Translation is inhumanely impossible)
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A George Costanza Answering Machine is when you record a ridiculous greeting people hear when they call your answering machine. It comes from an episode of "Seinfeld" where George's greeting is himself singing a song off key to avoid talking to his girlfriend.
I HATE calling Paul when he isn't home. He has a George Costanza Answering Machine.
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A failing attempt on Yahoo Answers to try to get people to conform to organized religions, the Government, Corporations and cultural norms. They intend to try to turn us into robots by using rewards and punishments for obedience and disobedience. Unfortunately its been a real fail considering people are leaving, and others who get suspended dont come back.
1. Usually the best answer voted if you dont choose one is the most offensive answer criticizing you for not being enough of a conformist.
2. Questions and answers are deleted if they dont really align with the opinions of the sponsored Organized religion, social norms, Political philosophy or Corporate philosophies.
3. Questions are deleted if they criticize any organized religion, culture, government, or economic system.
4. Pro-hierarchy answers are always given thumbs up, no matter how rude they are, while anti-hierarchy answers are given thumbs down no matter how truthful.
5. The only people left on YA are all pro-hierarchy rightwings.
Yahoo Answers conformist Conspiracies have made it impossible for individuals to be themselves. Thats why every time you hang out in R&S, you are gonna be attacked for not following some official RW theology.
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n.- anything that sucks or is completely pointless.
I'm sick of all the fireplace answering machine bullshit paypal puts you through to create an account.
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A response given when the responder does not with to answer the aforementioned question.
Taken to mean the worst case scenario answer
"did you have sex with her yet?"
"I'm not going to answer that question."
"I see.. I hope you used protection"
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