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Humans descended from apes that gradually spread from Africa via the Mediterranean and Eurasia to the Arctic circle
Bev: “It’s Baltic out there tonight, pet. Wish I owned a coat.” Janet: “Fook off - we’re Arctic monkeys.”
A large Army Stryker based bureaucracy in Alaska that is known for its tone deaf taskings, endless meetings, CYA actions, last minute requirements and staff officers who really can’t plan....at all, God bless them. The Arctic Wolves are akin to a group of ostracized wolves from a pack; retarded wolves...the ones that ride the short tundra bus, but just don’t know it yet.
Yes, the Arctic Wolves are a sight to behold in action. Leaders come there to notch an OER bullet on the back of Soldiers, oblivious to their own career’s real mortality in Alaska, and Soldiers come there thinking they will get time to explore Alaska. Neither view is real.
Bro, so the “Arctic Wolves” let us live in shit for the last 5 years, take our time away for stupidity, task the hell out of us with red cycle tasks, put civilians in our HHQ that are mildly retarded, and keep bringing officers up that like to brown nose the shit out of their boss. Yeah...and they say we aren’t reenlisting because it’s the Alaska dark and cold hahaha. Bro, seriously they’re oblivious. It’s them...the organization.
an Arctic Couger is the same thing as a couger(an old lady who goes for young men) but they do it up on the slopes
hey check out the arctic couger
The act of freezing your poop and sticking it up a male/female butt hole, for sexual pleasure.
Haley: So what did you and Tom do last night??
Claire: Well we were first making out but then i told him that i wanted an Arctic Groundhog.
Haley: What the hell is that?! That sounds amazing!!
Claire: Oh...,it was
the resulting offspring of a seal and a penguin
*ARCTIC TOUR BOAT GUIDE* "And if you look over the left side of the vessel, you'll see a murder of penguin...aaaaand, if you look over to the left of the mass of penguins, you'll see an interesting mammal you may have never known existed. THAT my friends, is an ARCTIC DONKEY. An arctic donkey is essentially the bastard child of a male seal and a female penguin. Isn't nature neat?
When you shit on someone's chest then cum on top of it.
She said she was freaky, so I gave her an Arctic Floater, then she cried.