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During sexual intercourse, the man proceeds to take 100% Canadian maple syrup and stick the bottle in his partners anus. Pouring the syrup inside, he then proceeds to slap his partners buttocks with fried pig bacon while constantly saying he is sorry
*Dude, how Canadian is Alex?* *So much that I heard heard he The Great Canadianed his girlfriend last night.*
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The GREATEST person in all of the multidimensional complex of the multiverse and all of time and space and infinity and beyond! He is the god of all corners of existence and non-existence, time and beyond time, infinity and beyond all. Craig The Great is the god od The Greats.
Craig The Great is the GREATEST person in all of the multidimensional complex of the multiverse and all of time and space and infinity and beyond! He is the god of all corners of existence and non-existence, time and beyond time, infinity and beyond all.
To get someone to do something for you, making them feel obligated to do it because you have already thanked them for it. It really works! Try it.
Hey will you take out that garbage? Great, thanks.
The technique of groinal destruction that eliminates any difference in skill and power levels between men and women when it comes to fighting. A swift kick or punch to the male crotch.
Karen unleashed the Great Equalizer and quickly ended the fight despite Ken being 6' 8" with retard strength
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While having sex, at the moment of orgasm, you stare deep into your partners eyes; with a serious face you yell "Old Sport!"
woman: "Oh!?"
man: "OLD SPORT!"
"The Great Gatsby"
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To get extremely good fellatio/head
I got such great head last nite, I woke up this morning and had to pull the drapes out of my ass!
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Once you are finished having sex and the girl goes to wash up, you grab your stuff and run away.
"Man, after Moe screwed me he pulled the great escape, that son of a bitch"
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