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Asshat

A Person, who is so wrong in anything they say or do, that they must've been doing it wrong for the moment they were born - coming out legs first, wearing their mothers as a 'hat', for a brief moment; with a lasting effect causing them to revert to their original state, as stated by the conservation law referred to in Neother's theorem.

That asshat was wrong since he wore his momma for a hat. No wonder he is such a shithead.

by Stillam17 December 2, 2022


Asshat

One who has their head up their ass. Thus wearing their ass as a hat. #Xaviermunrogreen

"You sir are an asshat!" "Wait, I'm no Xavier Green"

by Trevor. September 11, 2014


ASSHAT

A person that has a big heart.

OMG!!!!!!! CHARY YOUR SUCH AN ASSHAT. YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE.

by Mr. Iamyourbitch May 1, 2018


asshat

a nickname someones friend gives them

hey remember when Doctor Asshat bitch slapped that toddler

by none other than Doctor Asshat June 1, 2016


Asshat

A person who wears their asshole like a hat. They almost have their head up their own ass, almost.

"Can you believe Brandon, he's such an asshat."

by Bigjohnt02 March 6, 2017


asshat

another name for asshole . an asshat will always let you down or always thinks they're too good for you. They're inconsiderate and full of themselves. they're always rude or mean, or in the context of your problem, they could just be stupid and rude when you're using this word. don't be friends with an asshat.

shelly just took my seat at lunch, what an asshat!

by my definitions are precise April 21, 2020


Asshat

Someone with a ass like personality, almost as if they were wearing an ass on their head

That kids acting like an asshat

by 22Miss_Understood22 January 20, 2017