monkey soup

yeah its just as it sounds, monkey that's turned into soup, people use this as an insult as well.

Wallahi, one more move and I'll turn you into monkey soup.
Allie fam that guys a monkey, and about to become monkey soup.

simple soup

A consolidation of utter basicness. Can refer to a gathering of basic bitches or boring-ass situations

If you are in an environment with more than one basic person, you might find yourself in a simple soup

party soup

an explosive liquid hangover shit after a long night of drinking alcoholic beverages.

As if Naseeb's hangover was not bad enough, his party soup the next morning was unending.

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Soup Time

A time period between 6:00-6:30 PM in which it is the designated time for eating soup. People should not eat soup out of these hours.

Well would you look at that? It seems that it is soup time! I can finally eat this soup I have been waiting for.

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frog soup

A person, usually a male, who is unknowingly entering into a relationship where the “significant other” will very slowly begin to try to control him/her, change him/her, and nag him/her, but the level of control rises ever so slowly so the other person (the “frog”) doesn’t even realize what is taking place, until it is too late. Now he/she is so far into the relationship that it is very difficult to extract oneself from it. A break-up at this point is often difficult and rich in drama, for by the time the individual realizes he/she is miserable in the relationship and wants out, the couple is already living together, commingling assets, or may have made significant purchases together (e.g. real estate). Frequently the female may have intentionally become pregnant by lying about the use of birth control or the ability to even get pregnant as an attempt to keep the male in the relationship, or at the very least, assure annuity payments for herself from him for the next 18 years.

The euphemism compares you to a frog in the following scenario: You put a frog into a pot of cold water. The frog is happy, splashing around in the pot, and having a grand time. You put the pot on the stove and turn on the burner on a low setting. The frog is still happy, swimming around, and content. He may not even notice the water becoming warmer. Maybe the slight warmth feels good. Now you turn up the heat. The water temperature rises, but it’s very slow, and so gradual that the frog doesn’t even notice. It’s kind of like watching a clock. The hands are moving, but it’s so slow, you don’t notice. But the heat is still being applied. The frog doesn’t realize what’s happening until it’s too late to escape. Now he’s frog soup. And this could be you. You’re frog soup.

What??? She’s pressuring you to let her move in with you? You just started dating her! Are you crazy? Don’t you see what’s happening here? Dude…..you’re frog soup!

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shout soup

v.

To eject part or all of the contents of the stomach through the mouth, usually in a series of involuntary spasmic movements.

Not to be confused with hot soup (n.), which is a delicious and nutritious meal, or man soup (n.), which is certainly not.

"Your odour makes me want to shout soup."

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ketchup soup

n. what you eat when there is no food in the house and you're hungry as Hell
Refers to making tomato soup by addding water to ketchup and heating it up

I don't get paid for two more days, I just spent my last dime, and the cupboards and fridge are empty. What the hell are we going to have for dinner ?!?!
Ketchup soup

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