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Wow Look In The Sky!
It's A Bird,
It's A Plane,
No! It's A Plywood Balloon!
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Something that you are happy that you have found.
"GOOD THING I FOUND A MAGIC BALLOON!"
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The way your anus ends up looking after you have spent any length of time in the bathhouses in the Castro.
Quinby had only recently come out and told his family that he was gay. He had met some very supportive people at the local LGBT center including a very obese lesbian named Cathy. She had encouraged him to get his ass stretched down one of the many bathhouses down in the Castro. He had taken her up on this advice and soon trotted down there, lube in hand, rubbers in the other and before long he was getting taken left, right and center and having a great time of it. He loved being gay. He didn't care about the rainbows or the pride events or even the fact he was now eligible to wear fluffy boots with his white denims and shiny t-shirts. It was all about cock and taking as many as possible. He felt different back there in no time at all. He loved feeling all puckered and loose and was sure that his balloon knot would now be prized by the many leather men in the city who would love to bend him over and give his ass a damn fine walloping.
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Balloon Knot; Noun; A person's Butthole. Preferably a woman's.
God man, I'd love to lick her Balloon Knot!
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the asshole
the asshole looks like a balloon tie
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An expression of supreme indifference in the face of adversity. Connotes an attitude of nonchalance, indifference regardless of the circumstances.
Homeland Security has me under constant surveilance, but it's just a balloon to a blimp, my friend.
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Inhaling the gas, most commonly by discharging nitrous gas cartridges (bulbs or whippets) into another object, such as a balloon, or directly into the mouth. When nitrous oxide is inhaled, it creates an instant surge of euphoria and feeling of floating or excitement for a short period of time.
I can honestly say, I've never posted a Snapchat of me doing balloons.
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