Bating Hoop

Batin(g) Hoop (m) verb; to engage in the act of bating a females hoop.

Bating hoop is also an act of exchanging neutralised parts.

Hoop Batin(g) is an act that is only preformed by the most daycent of feens. Bating hoop can be extremely dangerous and is to be treated with great caution

Jeff: Dude! I'd bate her hoop all day.

Kevin:You like Bating Hoop!:O

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bryan bates

A feral apex predator who does not deserve any pleasure in life. Lonely, uncharismatic, and selfish, this being will rip your dick off along with your will to live.

Hey man, you're acting like that Bryan Bates, what're you gonna do next, suck my dick, then cheat on me with a frog?

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Bate and Switch

When a female does certain things sexually, so a guy will like her, then after they start dating, she doesn't do it anymore.

Lisa : "Karen told me she gives Carl head all the time so he will like her, but she stopped after they started dating"

Jamal: "Man, talk about a Bate and Switch "

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bate and hate

The period of intense self-loathing that occurs after you jerk off to pictures of a girl you wanted to bang but didn't. With or without crying, though generally followed by a bleakness of soul and a strong desire to listen to the cure. Commonly used by its acronym, B&H

Jake: How was your night last night?
Tim: ...
Jake: Not again, man.
Tim: I couldn't help it.
Jake: Man the fuck up.
Tim: Like you never bate and hate?
Jake: I wouldn't tell you if i did.

Tim: Bro, I thought we were friends.
Jake: There's some thing friends don't talk about, Tim. We're men, aren't we? We fuck and punch stuff, we don't B&H. Jesus.
Tim: Whatever, Robert Smith is cool.
Jake: I'm gonna B&H your mom for that, you bastard.

<a fight ensued>

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mad bates

similar to master bates; opposite of happy bates; someone who doesn't give a shit

Who was that guy that took those three girls home from the bar last night?
That was mad bates he does that all the time.

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Sandrew bate

The off brand version of Andrew Tate you would get from the bargain bin thats always mocking himself and gets no bitches at all a complete counterpart of Andrew Tate

Sandrew bate: i’m the Bottom-G

Andrew Tate: breathe air

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Victory Bate

Too reward yourself with masterbation after the completion of a task or feat that is exceptional and beyond belief.

Joey: Hey man, i finished my final essay last night in 20 minutes!

Mick: That's awesome dude! Must have been feeling pretty sweet about it!

Joey: Yeah! Totally! Even cranked out a little Victory Bate to congratulate myself!

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