You've been Sacked

slang for "you have been beaten", derived from the Silly Putty Sacks Fantasy Football Team.

a picture of a man suffering from Elephantitis is usually attached to the note.

to the owner of the Long Island Longhorns...."You've been Sacked"

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been there, done hat

A hat you wear when you're feeling very cliché or annoying. Note the cliché in the name.

Person 1: What are you wearing?

Person 2: It's my been there, done hat so I can annoy you to the point of suicide!

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I've Been Jimmy'd

To ask someone on a date; and then at the LAST MINUTE cancel using some pathetic excuse. Examples include: the bank froze my account, the dog ate my credit card and/or I do not own one, my cell phone fell in the toilet and I can't call you, or my car blew up.

Goddammit she cancelled because she said she has a blackhead....I've been Jimmy'd.

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Been Done Ate

Been Done Ate:

country slang saying i have already eaten something before...

I ain't country but i BEEN DONE ATE chitlens and gizzards

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has-been day

The day after one's birthday. If used correctly, could be a good cover up.

Man 1: Happy has-been day.
Man 2: You forgot my birthday, didn't you?
Man 1: No, I promise it was to add suspense.

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its been a while

Refers to a person who has not had sex for a while. Often resulting in over masturbation and a flacid penis. If the individual persits in not getting laid symptoms can progress to homoeroticism, wrist cramps and desperation. (that may lead to sex with becca ahhhhh!!)

See the MATT CLARK Story for further details

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I've been to the disco

First said by Audrey Kitching after breaking up with Brendon Urie of Panic! At The Disco fame.
Now, it's used by girls that got bored of boys, and dumped them.
Much like going to a disco, but getting bored after a few hours.

Correct Use: When I asked Clara about her break-up with Brent, she just said "I've been to the disco!"

Incorrect Use: When John broke up with Ariel, she came crying to me saying "I've been to the disco! I still love him! I wish he'd take me back!" even though she was an AIDS infected slut that slept with the entire hockey team.

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