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A girl who is sticky and cute in the beginning and will do everything what you say, she will slowly brainwash you in being her slut. They change like a virus in the beginning they are not a problem until they take you over and use you until you die. Fuck them but do not be together with them at all costs. The become ugly after the age of 28 and change in to your worst nightmare.
Person nr 1: Hey is Tom still with that Belgian girl. No, that bitch destroyed him, he is now staying at home and going to a psychologist.
Person nr 2: Damm, she fucked him up. Well that’s the risk of dating a Belgian chick too long.
A pathetic, disgustingly smelly, lonely cat lady- who is an anal slut who begs for it EVERYDAY on instagram
That lady, who smells like cat piss, is desperate for a dude, so she begs for anal; she's a 'Belgian waffle'!
An exotic sex act only performed by the most seasoned of professionals on FetLife.
Upon waking up at a Marriott Residence Inn, place your balls on her eyeballs in a fashion where your scrotum seals her nose, so when your fart escapes her nasal passages, it vibrates your testicles.
Once the "waffle iron" is hot, push out your rectum to "squeeze the batter" so it is evenly distributed over the holes. Turn her over as if you're "flipping the iron" and press with all of your might. When she blows out her nose which signifies the "ready ding," rotate back into your previous position and pour your "syrup" evenly.
Serve with coffee and a week-old blueberry scone.
"It ain't a coke-walk being governor of New York. Sometimes you just gotta unwind and serve a Hot Belgian Waffle at the Marriott Residence Inn."
Going so balls deep that you literally insert your balls into her.
Oh man, I went so hard last night I accidentally gave her a belgian stuffing.
Jacking off two people at the same time, in a motion similar to using skiing poles.
Jeffrey was doing some belgian skiing this weekend, both Toby and Alex finished very fast
Belgian is a sex act where it involves a very large woman and a very skinny man, the woman is required beforehand to excersize until they are very sweaty. Once occured, the man uses the sweat as lubricant while the woman is is laying down, being slapped constantly until climax.
"I fucked that Belgian Style, then got some eggos for her lazy fat ass"
A sexual act in which a female partner partakes in coitus with a male partner, usually her cheating ex. When the man is about to ejaculate, the woman pulls him out, takes a preheated waffle iron, and slams the erect penis shut between both sides, thereby providing the conclusive burn and eliminating any future relationship endeavors.
Guy #1: Why are you walking like a butthurt penguin?
Guy #2: Chloe wanted to take me back, so she invited me last night and just when I was about to come, she gave me a fucking Belgian Burn!
Guy #1: What a bitch.
Guy #2: The doctors say the bandages can come off in a few months.
Guy #1: Anything else?
Guy #2: ... I still have trouble peeing.
Guy #1: Okay.