Hot, 6'4, 300 lbs, 0% body fat, guaranteed to steal your girl.
"Wow, I would let that Benji guy pin me down".
"Babe what the fuck."
Benji is the most cool and awesome and hot and the best person ever. He is so much better than anyone named Ben or Benjamin, because he’s just built different. Everyone should want to date him. He’s got hazel eyes, brown longish hair, and is kinda fat, but he’s still hot
Dammm that guy is so cool. He must be named Benji
A Benji is a poop so big that it clears out the family room. A Benji deuce clogs the toilet and has the most powerful scent of any poop. A Benji always comes from a girl.
How was your night with Cailey?
It was good, except when I woke up this morning I found out she took a benji in my toilet. Not cool.
An amazing fine guy who happens to have brown hair and is 6ft tall everyone thinks he's ugly but I think he's a lovely sweet guy who needs a hot sweet blonde chick in his life
Benji the sweetest guy on the planet!
father, daddy, master, the red-faced high squatter of lax, the apex of human evolution, godliness unparalleled, Jolkien enjoyer, a true rome stan
I went down to see my boy benji thorn at the histoy commons