being social

Something that people with a lot of money and sexual partners made up in order to make introverts feel stupid. Basically, going outside and talking to ‘people’.

Joe: *sits on computer for seven hours*
Mark (Joe’s friend): go outside, be social!
Joe: *sits on computer for seven MORE hours*

Joe is not being social.

being right

not being wrong

being wrong is the opposite of being right
being right is the opposite of being wrong

Being slow

Can be referred to as physically or mentally.

“Danica is being slow”

Being Green

Acting like a dumb mother fucker

Jack is so being Green right now

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Being a Boylan.

A Boylan is widely considered as being: unhygienic, arrogant, unnecessarily violent and really rather stupid.
One could also be considered being a Boylan is they feel like they are the alpha male (or female) in a group but, they are just the silly person shouting from the corner.
A Boylan is sometimes quite hard to find, as they tend to spend most of their time on their own, due to lack of people actually liking them.
If you really feel like you need to try and spot a wild Boylan, the best thing to do is search around a break time by all the loo's, as one is very likely to be spotted scrounging for vape. Although they tend not to own a vape they are somehow some of the biggest nitties know to man

"Stop, your being a Boylan."
"You're almost as bad as a Boylan."
"Boylan, you're actually so stupid."
"Boylan, go have a shower"

Being a Walzzy

Not seeing a clear lesion mine

Stop fucking being a Walzzy

Being in the clutch

Same thing as performing under pressure, but this time you are the pressure.

Hey man, you know I'm always being in the clutch with them 3 pointers.