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What you say to someone who you are in love with but you know that you will hurt or screw over, and would rather be miserable without them than make them miserable.
Ironically, this usually makes the person want to stay with you more, especially a girl, since they want to be the one to change the "bad boy", and this proves that the boy is serious about you.
Girl: "I love you."
Boy: "You deserve better. I've screwed over every girl ever, I only date chicks because they're hot, I'm a shallow ass hole. Seriously, baby, you deserve someone so much better than me."
Girl: "But I want you. And you want me. So who's to say what I deserve?"
*Boy screws girl over, then tells her he told her so*
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An excuse or a reason that guys use if they fuck an ugly or fat chick.
Jim: I can't believe you fucked that fat chick last nite
Bob: Better than a wank
Jim: True, true
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Meme, commonly used in a humorous way. A winey tone is usually accompanied for humor.
*student throws pencil at classmate* You better stop!
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This is the lefts way of letting their allies know their plan is to pillage, rape and plunder our beloved country.
In order to build a better democracy, we must build back better.
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The expression used when a person (or organization) is out of all ideas and have no idea how to fix situation and they end up hitting the same nail over and over again until it is dead.
Irelia is a champion in RTS game League of Legends. While her kit was OK, some employees from the the organization behind the game had some personal issues with Irelia and took turns and ruining her kit. The game is having lags; nerf Irelia. The game crashes; nref Irelia. Thus the phrase Better nerf Irelia
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Better Marriage Blanket is the stupidest real thing you will see.
YouTube it and you will see it is made to absorb farts while sleeping with significant other.
John: (Faaaaaarrrrrrrrrtttttttttt)
Mary: it would smell if we didnt have the better marriage blanket
A figurative tax that's imposed on people who do a job that benefits society, or as the "Silicon Valley" cliche goes, "makes the world a better place." Because more people want to do meaningful jobs than worthless ones, the pay tends to be lower. The opposite is the douchebag bonus, where someone makes more money for doing a job that contributes zero or negative value to society.
Jimmy works as as a researcher who has made significant advances in cancer treatment, but he only makes $70k a year because of the better place tax. Meanwhile, Chazz the hedge fund manager gets a huge douchebag bonus and managed to rake in $10 million last year even though all he did was lose a bunch of rich people a bunch of money.