Spontaneous Mouth Birth

Spontaneous Mouth Birth (SMB)

Drinking/Eating something so fully and completely vile that it will cause pregnant women to immediately vomit the child through the mouth, giving birth orally.

Often times the side effect of drinking a friend's specially crafted "micro-brew style beer" Like a mulberry beer.

Essentially, vomiting horribly...

My wife took a sip of your micro brew and had spontaneous mouth birth . It was THAT BAD!

inspiration for birth control

1.a powerful insult

2.often used to insult "a fat ass whale blubber looking piece of shit"

3. also can be used as an insult for smart ass siblings.

little brother: You're ugly

older brother: It's not my fault mom and dad said themself's that you're an inspiration for birth control you slimy little fuck face.

or...

George Bush is an inspiration for birth control.

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swallowing birth control

a woman who performs a sexual act on a man and finishes by swallowing to prevent pregnancy.

My girlfriend has never been pregnant because of swallowing birth control.

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giving birth to a texan

Means to take an enourmous shit. Your eyes water when pushing out that texan!

After a night of bbq and beer, the next morning I had to "give birth to a texan".

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Birth Control Hole

Using assfucking as a means to avoid pregnacy.

After she had her fifth kid from four different fathers Loretta would only let guys fuck her up her birth control hole.

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Post-Birth Abortion

An abortion that takes place shortly after birth. Basically just a kinder way to say homicide, or murder. Oftentimes, the motive is the revoked child support.

Friend: Hey how is that baby of yours?
Father: Alright I guess. I just performed a post-birth abortion.
Friend: Well played man. Revoked child support for the win!

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Birth a smoke monster

The act of conjuring something of foul smell inside the bowels and then releasing this spirit for the world to experience. Birthing a smoke monster is also found in the Game of Thrones when the crazy lady in red gave birth to a black smoke monster, that bitch be crazy!

Nick held Steve's hand to comfort him so he could birth a smoke monster. This smoke monster devastated and evacuated the entire room.