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Spontaneous Mouth Birth (SMB)
Drinking/Eating something so fully and completely vile that it will cause pregnant women to immediately vomit the child through the mouth, giving birth orally.
Often times the side effect of drinking a friend's specially crafted "micro-brew style beer" Like a mulberry beer.
Essentially, vomiting horribly...
My wife took a sip of your micro brew and had spontaneous mouth birth . It was THAT BAD!
1.a powerful insult
2.often used to insult "a fat ass whale blubber looking piece of shit"
3. also can be used as an insult for smart ass siblings.
little brother: You're ugly
older brother: It's not my fault mom and dad said themself's that you're an inspiration for birth control you slimy little fuck face.
or...
George Bush is an inspiration for birth control.
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a woman who performs a sexual act on a man and finishes by swallowing to prevent pregnancy.
My girlfriend has never been pregnant because of swallowing birth control.
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Means to take an enourmous shit. Your eyes water when pushing out that texan!
After a night of bbq and beer, the next morning I had to "give birth to a texan".
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Using assfucking as a means to avoid pregnacy.
After she had her fifth kid from four different fathers Loretta would only let guys fuck her up her birth control hole.
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An abortion that takes place shortly after birth. Basically just a kinder way to say homicide, or murder. Oftentimes, the motive is the revoked child support.
Friend: Hey how is that baby of yours?
Father: Alright I guess. I just performed a post-birth abortion.
Friend: Well played man. Revoked child support for the win!
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a male seahorse give birth (idk why) but when he gives birth it looks like he’s having a seizure, the ugly rat fucking children come out of his stomach because he’s tony lopez and eats little kids.
woah that seahorse giving birth