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I would have to beleive that originally 'bite me' was a slightly more acceptable way of saying 'blow me.' Just like people use fricken istead of fuckin.
Although I think it has evolved to really just mean something like 'Fuck Off!'
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The perils of improper wiping. The result feels like a wolf took a bite out of your ass and left a few teeth behind.
There was no tp in the can and now Ive got the worst case of wolf bite.
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A bite of food eaten directly after performing a subtle verbal insult.
Hippy - "Hey, who took the last cupcake?"
Keith - "Me" *victory bite*
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When one asks for some of your food, then takes an obnoxiously large bite out of it, similar to what a bite that a mother would take out of her children's food.
"Hey, can I have a little bit of that cinammon roll?"
"Sure"
*eats half the cinnamon roll in one bite*
"Awww, dude, you Mom-Bit it!"
"Hey, do you want some of my cookie? Don't Mom-Bite it though, my blood sugar is low."
Mother: I need to make sure that pizza isn't poisonous. *takes huge bit*
Child: MOM!
Mom: Shut up, I gave birth to you!
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When you bite off someones dick in the 69 sex Position.
Person 1: Dude how was your date with Alex?
Person 2: Bitch gave me the Bite of 69!
Person 1: Cockless little bastard
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kegel squeeze, the reason men with perfectly fine wives cheat with hookers. The well practiced may have the ability to kung fu grip or even lock on to her man.
Oh I think I'm in love man. I know she's a bit nasty but, she gave me the kitty bite.
does your kitty bite?
that boy worships me, my kitty bites.
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The largest bite you can possibly take, usually from the foods of others. Named after a man in New Jersey who enjoyed tasting the foods of his friends, perhaps a bit too much.
"You can have a bite of my sandwich, but only if you promise not to make a Tom Bite. I want to have some left for lunch."
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