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That homeless dude seen around the streets of wellington (usually sleeps outside burger king tory st.) Is a weird fullah but harmless, He is distinguishable by weaing almost no clothes other than a purple blanket of which he covers himself with. His Real name is Ben Hana and worships the Sun.
BOB: The Blanket man and ludes dude must be edging closer to a turf war - Blanket Man outside Burger King and Ludes Dude outside Starmart, thats like only 15 metres apart, Theyll be drawing the guns next, who do you think will win?
FRED: The Fuzzys. Theyll both be given free food and shelter, mind you Blanket man needs a house, and ludes dude needs to go to rehab.
An insatiable cum-guzzling nympho who, not satisfied with a generous mouthful, dives under the blankets foraging for any stray jism blobs (sometimes next morning).
Peregrine: 'I'm worried about our sex life. Lady Isobel keeps disappearing under the bedclothes.'
Quentain: 'Don't be. She's probably a blanket crawler.'
1. playful slang for an uncircumcised or intact penis with a long, thick foreskin covering most or all of the glans or head.
2. (USA) a tasty oven baked junk finger food hors d'ouvre made by wrapping a Vienna sausage in canned Pillsbury (or similar) biscuit dough so that only the very tip ends of the sausage are visable.
Tiger Woods may perform like a real workhorse on the back nine holes, but I'll bet that Sergio Garcia has a nice little pig in a blanket for the crucial shots.
What you get when your girlfriend decides to ride your flaccid, water-snake-like, penis like a bar-bull just as she starts her period.
Joe: Baby, I'm drunk.
Kathy: It's alright, baby. Don't move.
Joe: Shit, you're really wet.
Kathy: I am?
(lights go on)
Joe: What the fuck!? Look at the dirty blanket!
Kathy: Oh fuck. You might need some bleach. Also, your dick is small. See ya.
Joe: Dirty Blanket!
A sexual position in which a high school girl gives head to a college guy under the covers
Wanna go to my dorm and have some drygs in a blanket?
A woman that makes your bed and gives you a blow job.
She's a real blanket tosser. She'll make your bed and give you a blow job.
the most fearsome piece of cloth ever
unhand me Blanket of death