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fat bollocks

Someone who won't fucking move out of the way and is generally a fat turd

GET OUT THE WAY SHERAZZ YOU FAT BOLLOCKS!

by Hugos_got_a_stanky_wrist March 27, 2016


bollock bile

sperm.

he emptied his bollock bile into Deidrie's mouth.

by santorini February 17, 2009


bollock tongue

To speak untruth, to lie, to spread falsehood, exaggeration or spread misinformation.

John: Gavin, I believe you speak with bollock tongue.

by Lucidentity April 3, 2021


Bollock puncher

A person, usually female, who walks in such a way that their non bag-carrying hand flicks outwards and backwards, often delivering a punch to the bollocks of a passing gentleman. Typically encountered in fast moving environments such as tube stations, airport terminals and narrow shopping streets.

“Oh man, I’m stuck behind a bollock puncher again”.

“I’d give her a wide berth mind Son”.

by Papbag February 14, 2018


Throat Bollocks

Tonsils

As in Throat Bollockitis: tonsillitis

My throat bollocks are all swollen. I’ve got tonsillitis

by John Banjophonist October 25, 2019


Bollock Jam

The sweaty build up around your balls.

"Hey man, have you had a long work out?"
"Yeah, I've got enough Bollock Jam to cover my toast"

by Wolfish September 27, 2012


Bollock Swoggle

To suck and choke upon a gentleman's sweaty swingers

Fuckin' hell mush, last night things got properly messy in the bedroom, she bollock swoggled me while I had my fist in her arse...... Quality!

by DBTeam420 May 20, 2022