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When your lady friend gives you an amazing blow job.
My wife was doing the slobber boogie on my meat whistle last night on the porch and the neighbors caught us.
The boogie man is the guy that’s under your bed at night and waits for you to fall asleep so he can pick your nose and eat it.
The boogie man wants to eat your boogies
The act of being introduced to the world of 1970s pornography.
My best friend totally Boogie Knighted me last night. It was kind of weird.
A boogie man who doesn’t identify himself being male or female because he knows that “gender” is a invention of the patriarchy to oppress him.
Kid:Mom! Can you look under my bed if...
Mom:DON’T YOU DARE BEING AFRAID OF THE BOOGIE THEM YOU TRANSPHOBIC PIECE OF SHIT!!!
A loogie boogie is when you stick your index finger inside Landon's warm asshole and take it out and have him lick the shit stains off your finger
Hey I'm bored let's go to a loogie boogie
In 2000 B.C., when the world was ravaged by Satanic demons threatening the existence of mankind and war had torn apart all societal relations, the BOOGIE gods in BOOGIE Heaven were contemplating what they could do to put an end to all the destruction occurring down on Earth. However, despite their ceaseless arguing, not a single one of them was able to propose a logical and realistic idea. The BOOGIE Lord had decided that he would have to sacrifice his place in BOOGIE Heaven and descend down onto Earth to end the war. The BOOGIE offered the humans and demons a tasty delicacy found only in BOOGIE Heaven. They were called bananas, and they were these yellow fruits that had a peel that vaguely resembled a smiley shape. All the humans and demons quit fighting to eat these delicious bananas. They replanted their seeds so that more banana trees would grow and replenish their supply once they'd consumed all the bananas that the BOOGIE Lord had offered. The humans who were also secretly vampires especially loved to use the name Bananas for their new-born children. The demons went away. But the humans had it all wrong. The BOOGIE gods actually called the bananas oogalagachiga but the humans had misheard the name when the BOOGIE Lord had said it, so they said bananas. The BOOGIE Lord has since not been spotted amongst mankind, but legend has it that only a special creature by the name of Zoinab can summon the BOOGIE Lord by chanting his name three times...
Naqvegan: You're such an oogalagachiga, Shawarma!
Shawarma: Oh yeah, well, you're the oogalagachiga that the BOOGIE Lord stepped on!
Huan (in the background): Oh, you just got ROASTED!