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1. attempt to escape from an awkward situation.
2. say something in a silent moment.
3. do something to win the appreciation of people you don't know.
(Attempt to break the ice after a large argument has ended between two people) "Man these ribs are awesome! where did you get them?"
(Meeting people for the first time) "So who wants what to drink? It's on me guys."
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Addicted cigarette smokers need regular smoke breaks each day to quell nic fits. See also: nicotene break.
Jack: Hey, John - wanna go for a smoke break...?
John: Sure.
Irritated co-worker: I think I should take up smoking. That way, I'd get a ten minute break from work every f*cking hour...!
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A week where all the dumb kids go to Cancun and all the level headed people get to relax.
Ahh, spring break, cleansing my town of idiots.
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To run away from something or someone. Usually from the authorities.
I had a pocket full of X when the cops raided the rave, so I had to break north or go to jail.
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A Baltimore break in is the act in which someone penetrates an unknowing victim. As in a person bending over with no pants on, or if in the shower. Not to be confused with the southern trespass which is sneaking in the backdoor while have sex. The Baltimore Break In requires stealth, speed and most of all courage.
She bent over to pick up her underware and Alan performed a Baltimore Break In on her. She screamed.
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The fourth and final installment of the hugely popular saga, Twilight. It is best know for lacking a decent, gripping plot that makes sense, and the creation of a mutant-vampire-baby-freak Renesmee.
A 12 step sum up of Breaking Dawn
1. Bella marries Edward in a sickeningly-sweet wedding.
2. They go on honeymoon and consummate their marriage (although re-reading is needed to understand that they actually did do it) using pillows and headboards.
3. Edward beats the shit out of Bella during the unmentioned act and vows not to do it again until she is a vampire (which, in all honestly, is really quiet sensible and realistic), but she then seduces him and they continue the unmentioned.
4. Bella becomes pregnant by mutant vampire sperm attacking her womb. Edward know this will hurt her and wants her to get rid of it (again, sensible), but Bella stupidly falls in love with the baby freak and will not allow it.
5. The pregnancy is dragged on through about 100 pages of boringness interspersed with gross vampire pregnancy-ness.
6. Bella FINALLY gives birth in a terrifying R rated movie way, which involved the baby exploding from her insides (think if the movie Alien), which breaking her bones, basically destroying her. Oh yeah, and Edward gives her a C-section with his teeth. Yum.
7. Jacob the werewolf imprints on the mutant baby. Poor Jacob.
8. Bella becomes a vampire and they all play happy family for about 200 VERY LONG pages.
9. The Volturi find out about the mutant baby Reneesme, uh-oh. Finally some action!
10. Preparations are made for the Volturi's arrival; you begin to feel slightly interested in the book, wondering who will die (hopefully the freak child).
11. The Volturi come, 100 pages of discussion and they leave. No fight, no (real) deaths. The suspense was for nothing. You begin to start the fire to burn the book.
12. They return to playing happy family. Insert book in fire.
Yeah, Breaking Dawn. The only thing it has broken is thousands of dedicated fans' souls. Thanks Meyer.
Fan 1: Did you read Breaking Dawn?
Fan 2: Yeah, I just finished it now.
Fan 1: Wanna come found to my house and burn it with me?
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Causing a large commotion on the world wide web with many social networks and news outlets discussing the same thing.
Break the internet- Causing a large commotion on the world wide web with many social networking sites and news outlets discussing the same thing.
Have you heard about that dress that everyone is saying looks either black and blue or gold and white?
Of course. Everyone's talking about it. It broke the internet
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