smoke-broke

to not have any extra cigarrettes for you mooching friends
or to not have any cigs but you're jonesing for one.

Dude 1: Can I get a cig from you man?
Dude 2: Sorry man, Im smoke-broke. Try getting a job and
buying your own.

Dude1: Dude2, Im smoke-broke, man. Can I grab a smoke?
Dude2: Um...sure, but first you must dance. It will please
me....

Brain broke

When you're so mentally overwhelmed at the moment that no new information can get in and no intelligent words can get out. Like drawing a blank except you can't even recognize the question. Not to be confused with being medically confused.

(Tanya sees Max reading about the current administration when he drops his spoon)
Tanya: Is everything okay, Max?
Max: (Looking at her with pained confused face)...waskingle?
Tanya: It's so bad it's got you brain broke? What did they DO?!!!

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Generation Broke

21-35 college students who graduate and find themselves drowning in student-loan backpayments!

If you want to join the Generation Broke, you must own at least two maxed-out CCs (credit-cards) and be an up-to-your-neck in debt zilchoid!

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Broke Ass

britney spears husband, kevin federline

kevin federline is a broke ass

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broke and famous

like popular bloggers, myspace comedians, and YouTubers thousands know them, but they get nothing.

Lifestyles of the broke and famous...

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broke bitches

Bitches who are so broke, they resort to depending on a man.for example, some strippers who fuck for money. Not all do. Women who are lazy mostly and let life happen to them

Strippers who fuck to make a living. Strippers/broke bitches who fuck because money makes them persay "cum".

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broke back

worst situation imaginable; worse than being completely out of money and with no other options.

When Ken was cheering up his buddy Cori about his financial hardships, Ken replied; well I'd rather be broke than broke back! Which made Cori realize that there are worse things than being broke.

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