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Five Speed Broom

The transportation device of choice of those who despise water and store eye of newt in jars under their pillows.

The new principal at school parked her five speed broom on the roof of her new office.

by ButterflyFlier September 9, 2010


womb broom

An exceedingly long penis.

Charlie impaled Mary Ann with his 12-inch womb broom.

by sage January 19, 2003

25πŸ‘ 261πŸ‘Ž


broom froop

1. the act of engaging in conversation to gain a better knowledge of someone where one person speaks honestly and the other listens tentatively.
2. the act of groping or malesting
3. the act of having sexual intercourse
4. the act of being utterly screwed
5. the act of making fun of a person
6. "holy shit!"

1. I was broom frooping this chick at the bar so i could get in her pants.
2. She broom frooped my groin under the table with her foot.
3. I was going to take her back to my place and broom froop the heck out of her.
4. When I turned around and saw my wife I knew i was broom frooped.
5. I always broom froop my brother for listening to faith hill.

by Haz's corrupted youth October 24, 2005

1πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Chunky Whisk Broom

Whe a chick is giving you head and is so waisted she vomits chunks right into your pubic region....

β€œMan, Betty was so waisted giving me a blow job, she gave me a Chunky Whisk Broom right in my pubes!”

by StudMarine Storm Gunner January 9, 2021

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


dust my broom

Code of The Blues.

Comes from the song Dust My Broom, in which the man is dusting his broom in his room before he moves out so that when his so called friends get his room their in for a little surprise. Payback is a Bitch!

by wamrjamr July 11, 2011

31πŸ‘ 35πŸ‘Ž


michigan broom handle

when you stick the stem of a gourde or decorative pumpkin up a persons butthole and it sticks out hanging on like a broom handle stuck up your butt

humiliated this broad last night and gave her the michigan broom handle before we kicked her out

by the mystery banger October 2, 2010

8πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


sardines on a whisk broom

A woman's vagina. More specifically, during sexual excitement and lubrication. Also the act of act of performing cunillingus.

I had a date with Mary, and the dessert was sardines on a whisk broom.

If you thought caviar was fishy, try sardines on a whisk broom!

My girlfriend is menstruating... so this time the sardines on a whisk broom came with ketchup.

by Arcanum Man November 5, 2009

5πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž