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Jane: I can't go tonight, I'm seeing my horsey buddy.
Katie : I never knew you were fond of equestrianism ?
Jane : Depends on the horsey.
The person you usually go to when you want to complain about something. A friend you can depend on to listen to all your complaining. Often the relationship is reciprocated and two people will be each other's bitch buddies.
My boss was driving me crazy. I was on the phone with my bitch buddy for an hour last night.
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Some one who you smoke copious amounts of the sticky green with, whenever you see each other. You have had so many epiphanies through the smoke filled room with him, that he knows you better then you know yourself. You realize that you don't need money to be happy in life, you just need companionship, and some dank weed. You are connected not only physically (no homo), but spiritually, mentally, and emotionally...(no homo) You have never been sober with your stoner buddy for more then an hour or two, and the primary discussions when you are sober are about what your going to do when you get high. Your stories always revolve around the herb and the highs you've had. Even if you haven't seen your stoner buddy for weeks, the time when you reunite is like no time has been passed at all. You would take a bullet for this person, and would sacrifice yourself an any way. You would cross miles of sub-zero temp. during finals week to toast a bowl at two in the morning. When you buy a phat sac, you don't consider it yours, you consider it ours. Your motto is fuck it, lemme smoke this bowl wit chu first. Your always low on cash (as most stoners are) and pool and hustle anything you can just for some more mary j. Can be found slouching in ridiculous positions with empty Doritos, Mtn Dew, cereal and fruit roll up boxes, and possibly a plate of pizza rolls, with chill as beats in the background, and incomprehensible mumbles coming from somewhere in the haze.
Reagan Era Bystander on the Street: Can you hear that music coming down the street? Sounds like its...MJ malt liquer? What the Hell?!?!?!
Stoner buddy Rollin by: ah ah ah hahahaha!!!!! This songs my jam! pass dat shit!!!
Reagan: Rab damn hippies!!!!
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noun: In a movie, usually a sci fi or fantasy, a creature or character who exists only to sell merchandise, toys and drink cups at McDonalds. Other than that, it adds nothing to the plot. Named after a Saturday Night Live sketch from the 1990s for "Philadelphia" action figures.
Aniken Skywalker and his dino buddy Jar Jar Binks walked into the cantina for a space beer.
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Poo buddies: A bond of friendship, similar in meaning and action to "blood brothers".
Performed by 2 or more friends excreting fecal matter into their hands and exchanging a firm handshake or high five.
Can also be done by dipping your pinkie into your arsehole and then doing a pinkie handshake (also known as a "pooey pinkie")
Mum: Hi kids, if the phone rings can yo... uh, what on earth is that smell?!
Julian: Sam and I just became poo buddies!
Mum: What the...? You stupid little cunts!!
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The original "Nature Boy" in professional wrestling. A Former champ of both the NWA and WWWF (later WWF, then WWE). Was the first WWWF World Heavyweight Champion. Very much like Ric Flair in terms of style, but Flair has surpassed the original when it comes to recognization.
Buddy Rogers was years before his time
Buddy Rogers was to the 60's what Ric Flair was to the 80's
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1. Originally from the Kevin Smith movie "Dogma". In the film, Cardinal Glick, during his "Catholicism WOW!" campaign to move the church towards a younger, "hipper" demographic, suggest replacing the crucifix with a new image of Christ. This version is grinning like an infomercial host, with one hand thumbs up and one hand doing a phony Hollywood "Bang-bang" gesture. Imagine Jesus if he were subject to Neilsen ratings.
2. Anyone who possesses all the false charm and lack of genuine quality as personified by the icon represented in definition 1; for example, that phony cockbite where you work. It helps if they walk around all the time acting like only THEY can save you/the corporation/Earth/Jimmy Olsen. Martyrdom: It's a good gig if you can get it.
1. I laughed so hard the first time I saw Buddy Jesus I passed an entire chef salad through my nose!
2. That Dan... he's such a Buddy Jesus... I oughta nail him to something.
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