The fuck bumper is the rounded fatty tissue above a woman's vagina on top of the pubic bone. It is technically called the mons pubis or pubic mound in Latin. It is also called the mons or the Hopkins.
"Dude, she had a soft fuck bumper. There was plenty of cushion for the pushin'."
"Check out the Hopkins on her."
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The nuts that swing low when letting someone smoke your bologna. Usually on a warm day when the baby makers are hanging long.
John does not like fish. John would rather have an order of chin bumpers with a side of cock sauce.
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A term describing Lesbians who engage in sexual intercourse with the same sex
Your such a bush bumper stacy!
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A woman who likes to lick/eat another womans vagina(pussy).
That lady is definitely a monkey bumper
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A novelty item that is attached to a vehicle's trailer hitch.
Cindy: "I just got some Bumper Boobs, and I'm gonna put 'em on my truck hitch."
Darryl: "They're just like my Truck Nuts."
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One who is not a negro, who has sexual relations with a Negro.
Since the ethnicity of his sex partners is unimportant to Joe- he is also a monkey bumper.
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a shock absorber for a high speed cock sucker
man your ball bumper sure is thick
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