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The shittiest instrument in the world. It’s quieter than a church mouse, it’s really hard to play fast, it sucks to play slow cause it has no sustain, can’t do polyphony as well as a piano, and has a really narrow range.
The people who play it are the lamest sorry fucks you’ll ever meet. Too stoned and nonchalant to fit in with the rest of the classical world, and too nerdy and uptight to fit in with the non-art music crowd. They spend hours and hours bitching about their fingernails and how nobody wants to listen to their music.
Whatever you do, don’t learn classical guitar. You’ll probably get aids and die. And if you don’t, you’ll wish you did.
Person 1: Classical Guitar
Everyone: 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
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Saying you have a girlfriend but she doesn't even live in the same continent.
Hey man I got a Girlfriend!
Finally Man, Congrats! Where does she live!
South Africa, I Love Her!!!
Man, Shut you dumb ass up! Legit Ian Classic bro.
A person tries to tell a very poor joke but due to shit sense of humour, never manages to raise a laugh or at least a slight chuckle.
Michael Morritt "farting at lunchtime....flatulunch"......(tumbleweed slowly drifts off into the distance)....Classic Morritt
Fans of the older generation of Doctor Who, starting from the 1st Doctor to the 8th Doctor.
George: ....Why is he wearing a trench coat with a long scarf? *Points at John*
Alice: Oh, he's a Classic Whovian!
George: Who?
Alice: Doctor Who; He's a fan of the 4th Doctor, Tom Baker.
John: Want a jelly baby?
Something that has recently come out and has potential to a classic after a few years in its area of interest.
" Have you heard that new Cozy Tapes album from A$AP Mob?"
" Yeah, that's definitely a new classic"
"Yo have you seen the rookie we got for the team. He's looking like he'll be a new classic."
A very standard breakfast plate including bacon, eggs, hash browns or potatoes and toast. Most people have had this before and find it okay, but if you're a special person, you may choose to order it every time you go out to brunch.
For Amy's 40th birthday brunch we were brainstorming what you serve, but decided to stick to the classic 10 because it's her favorite.
Workplace appropriate version of "classic as fuck"
Belinda: Grant is totally grinding my gears, they should fire his ass!
Graeme: Classic AF
Mel: Boo Yah!