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Cactus fuck is when a girl or guy or possibly both has forgotten to shave their pubic / public hair after it has come to a stubble and yet still decide to place ones floppy nugget / penis into the others corn hole or meat cove / b hole-vagina and the hair stubble feels like cactus quills on your cock resulting in the loss of skin and blood yet still some how fun.
Hey Becky did you see the way that Steven is walking today? Hilda told me that she snuck the old Cactus fuck in on Steve last night. His juicer must look like the inside of a Iraqis car after a firefight.. she told me that when they woke up in the morning his cock was glued to the bed sheets with blood. Ewwwwaaahhh
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A feminine condition, the results of shaving the pubic area and then not days later.
"Recognizable by the sharp sensations during sex."
-Brian Hunter
"My penis slipped out and... OWWW! I was chaffed by cactus pussy."
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Cactus Fisting is the act of using prickly pear cacti to shove up your enemies asses.
The next time we're in Wyoming we're gonna be cactus fisting Cheney.
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A person of any gender who constantly shaves pubic area, then after a while of not shaving have sex and prick the other person.
I gave cindy a Cactus Pricker last friday because I forgot to shave again before hand.
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One of the greatest rapper of all time Travis Scott’s other names. Also the name of his record label. When you’d order the Travy Patty at McDonald’s, you’d tell them Cactus Jack sent you!
McDonald’s employee: Hi welcome to McDo-
Tommy: You know why I’m here. Cactus Jack bent me over and fucked my back out. *blasts Sicko Mode*
McDonald’s employee: That’ll be $6.
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A woman's private parts, typically prior to grooming. minimal amount of hair must be under 1/12 of an inch.
Kelli has a lady cactus.
a cactus in you're bathroom that would get you all the bitches #yurt #fishlife #termisgay
dude i was going to take a shit at a friends house then i saw his bathroom cactus that shit was hard