Your average middle schooler with bowling ball sized balls, he is the friend with a strict mom but doesn’t have a care in the world. He is the type of friend to stand up on a cafeteria table and scream the n word at the top of his lungs not even thinking about the consequences. Although his father did leave him at a young age he doesn’t let it keep him from being that absolute chad he is, in fact he even makes jokes about it, he makes gay jokes all the time with his friends although he is straighter than the pole your mother dances on. He always somehow has beef with everyone even his own friends at times, in the seventh grade he got expelled from his school for making a dumb video with his friend. He’s just a fat, funny, racist middle school with a dream to get out of the shitty little town he lives in.
Cade is somehow who owns a gun just so he can know what it tastes like
“look over there it’s Cade getting ready to eat a gun”
A boy that emz obsesses over everyday
“Hey guys I might be on and off of treasure wars because of Cade”
idk how to explain him we’re not even friends but Cade is just the best I love him idk why he plays basketball he’s nice but mean we do talk sometimes and he bullies me (as a joke I’m pretty sure)? but Cade is just the best idk Cade is very very handsome I love him <33
I seriously don’t know Cade is just very handsome
Cade is the most wonderful guy You will ever meet. He seems to always be happy and makes every situation (good or bad) interesting in his own way. Cade has short, dirty blonde hair, tall for his age, and the prettiest blue eyes you’ll ever see. His eyes are so blue they remind you of a beautiful light blue ocean filled with diamonds. He’s passionate about the things he loves, but he underestimates his physical and mental abilities. He loves to laugh and he loves to make people happy. He is so selfless and just a wonderful person over all. His sense of humor is wonderful and wholesome and can make anyone laugh on a bad day. Not to mention he is very good looking.
Friend#1: who was that friend you brought over last night?
Me: His name is Cade and he is the most beautiful human being, inside and out to ever live on this earth.