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Big dick around 12 inches, really buff works out a lot and super sweet to anybody who’s nice to him
Oh that’s a Calvin Ferg he was nice in the bedroom
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The act of using a plushy, stuffed animal, or any similar object as tool for male masturbation. This is a reference to the famous comic strip Calvin & Hobbs which features a boy with a stuffed tiger and an overactive imagination.
I caught my little brother pulling a Naughty Calvin with his bunny doll. I've never felt more disturbed.
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to play somebody or purposely get them sprung
to hurt somebody ruthlessly
to mess with somebody's head to confuse
girl: Omg, i loved him so much. He was everything i ever wanted, but he won't even talk to me anymore... I'm so hurt. (crying)
guy: Damn did he just pull a Calvin?
girl: Yess! Idk why but i still love him...
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When you and a female parter are having anal sex, she has to take a poop, so you pull out let her take the poop then you put it back up her buttox then u give her anal then you take the poop and put it in your buttox
" Oh damn! Me and that Bitch had a crazy night we had a dirty calvin"
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Contrary to popular belief, the Calvin Cycle does not refer to the process of photosynthesis in plants. It refers to the online Internetainer Leafyishere. Similar to the Keemstar Cycle, the cycle follows as such:
1. Bullying
2. YouTube Drama
3. Shitty Behavior Backfires
4. Plays Victim
The Calvin Cycle is almost certain to coincide with the Keemstar Cycle.
"Did you see how Leafy pulled a typical Calvin cycle last week."
"One week the Keemstar Cycle, followed suite by the Calvin Cycle. When will this madness end."
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A bloody badass with an astounding body and no care for his own safety. 90% muscle and the rest of him is balls and dick. He once tripped and cracked the sidewalk he fell on. Chuck Norris looks for him in the closet at night. Trump wakes in the night screaming his name. His baldness is legendary.
Who is your God, mines Calvin Locke. *Eagle noises*
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When you're not quite Gucci, but you're getting there.
Boss: we gucci?
Me: we're calvin klein
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