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Location: America's cold boring cousin up north.
Stereotypes: Almost every presumption about Canada is wrong. The speech impediment everyone points out is only on the east side. Most of the weed smokers are on the west coast. We have every stereotype you have too. Thugs, drug dealers, sluts, nerds, jocks, punks... and ya'll in America have some funny accents too!
Vacation advice: Spend a month in Canada during summer and you'll adore it but make sure to leave before it starts getting cold because we hate listening to foreigners from all the countries to the south of us bitching because it's cold. Canadians themselves bitch about the numbing in their extremities enough to make up for any bitching you don't do.
THE WHOLE WORLD IS RETARDED!!!
Canada isn't any smarter or stupider than America.
I apologize on behalf of everyone in Canada with taste. We hate Beiber too so don't hold his prepubescent failure of a gayass voice against us.
I can say from personal experience that I'm from Canada and nobody can tell. I've been to America and have received no strange looks or mentions of seeming Canadian. I've been vidchatting a group of people in New Jersey for several years and they had no idea I was Canadian until I started bitching about something not being available in Canada.
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1. The 2nd largest country in the world (We're getting there Russia)
2. We have more than 3 races of people here
3. We invented half of the sports many americans think they made ( Basketball FTW)
4.Almost no one lives in an igloo
5.Canadian bacon isn't a whole leg of ham
6. Tim Horton's is better than Dunkin' Donuts
7.The british found america. There leader is a prime minister. Canada was found by the same people. Why call him president
8. All of our prime ministers lived to see the end of there terms in office.
9. Without us, part of the attack during D-day wouldn't have happened
10.We don't need to mention in our history abolishing slavery, It never even started here.
11. Its pronounced ZED not zee
12. When we measure temperature, it makes sence.( freezing point of 32 that don't make sense.)
13. We also measure lengths in a way that makes more sense
Canada had the largest free standing structure in the world for 31 years
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Where I live, we are proud to be Canadian. if you think about it, we do say eh quite a bit. Even though I live in BC I do speak fluent French. Tim Hortons ROCKS!!!!! So does marianas trench we often do not realize we have an accent although we do, we say sorry ALOT!!!!! I decided to count how many times I said sorry in one day, 27 times. I have NOTHING against the US, and I enjoy visiting them every summer. We have provinces and territories not states. Only my grandma calls a couch a chesterfield by the way. It's not freezing EVERYWHERE although it gets pretty darn cold in most places. Sorry, not many igloos, I have never seen a beaver in my life!
Canada's a really nice country to live in.
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The only nation in North America (except for the oppressively-communist Cuba) where pets get better health-care than people do. Since "universal" health-care costs nothing, you get what you pay for.
A new report released today by the Canadian Institute for Health Information (CIHI) shows Canada had 151 MRI scanners at the beginning of 2004, more than four times the number it had a decade ago (40). And that's sad.
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a country who doesn't get there asses kicked by japan in war and use a canadain inventors sport and call it your own
YOU SON OF A BITCH americans u suck and you guys think we live in igloos f u guys
Canadian:"you know dr.james naismith is canadian"
American"she"s ameriacan"
Canadian"NO you dumbass he's canadian use wikipedia"
Canadian"CANADA RULES<AMERICA SUCKS!"
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