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Having sex loudly while your parents and sister are in the room next door.
Omg mum i think simon is birthday candling next door.
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When your fucking a girl standing up from behind, and you cum so hard it blasts her off your dick like a roman candle firework.
If one is skilled enough, they can actually emulate the action of a real roman candle and do this several times in a row (with a different girl each time of course, since the girl is usually injured on her way back down to earth)
dude#1: I was going at it doggy style with that girl from the bar last night, and I shit you not, i actually came so hard, that she "rocketed" off my dick and into the wall....is there even a name for that?
dude #2: holy shit dude! you perfectly executed the ROMAN CANDLE!!! you gotta show me how....
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When your lady has had multiple money shots to the face, neck, chest, neck and breast she will be looking something like a melted candle. Also known as Bukake.
Man, I just left your mom's house. We made her into a melted candle!
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Candle Jack, a supernatural villain who abducts anyone who says his name aloud. He is a character from the cult favorite cartoon show, "Freakazoid!".
"Candle who?"
"Candle Jack!"
*Candle Jack appeares and ties them up with rope.*
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Someone who is obsessed with candles, in an almost sexual way.
See the definition of "Bobby" by rachel ewald
Yesterday, i met a 17 year old candle skank, named Bobby.
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A pole smoker, cock sucker, fellatist, blowjob giver
That whole family is a bunch of candle eaters
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