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The most fucking sexy superhero ever. Wears underwear, screams TRA LA LA LA LA, can leap tall buildings without a wedgie, and wears a red blanket. In just a snap, he can turn from me in 30 years, to the man that all the girls will lay. He is truly the shit. He also has some little bitches named George and Harold who think that they can still his fame, but they're both wrong. He will go down in comic book history as the fucking hottest bald fatboy flying underwear-wearing caped chad superhero ever.
Chad: "Damn. I wish I was Captain Underpants
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Totally unaware of his/her surroundings and their impact on others. Little more than a bobble head for a brain. Constantly working on things of that nature , ba ba ba, this and that.
When Captain Clueless is asked what time it is, they explain it is sometime but will not commit to what time because that would make them accountable for the time, so they defer the actual time to someone else, all the way agreeing yes, it is sometime and things of that nature.
A guy who is the best on their team in Call Of Duty and is the only reason why they're winning.
402Thunder402: I am the sweat Captain on this team and he's the sweat Captain on that team.
A mix of Captain Morgan Original Spiced Rum and Coca-Cola.
I'll take a Captain & Coke!
When you cheat in a game and other people in the game identify that you were cheating and threaten to ban you but before the ban you get worried so you enter the denial stage of the Kübler-Ross model where your depression needs to be mitigated through furious masturbation in order to jump to the final stage - acceptance.
Josh: "What you doin man?"
Noah: "Man I think I'm gonna get banned in {random Steam Game}"
Josh: "Why?"
Noah: "Because I was using an aimbot."
~ Later~ Noah Captain Caboosed himself.
Individual who goes out and beyond the call of duty to make a total asshole out of himself whether it be too much to drink or just in general acting like a real asshole..
Here we go again....Tommy's making Captain Ass again!!!!
The best looking person in the room, area, team, family, or etc. in terms of overall appearance including clothing and accessories.
Example: "I wanted to be the swag captain of the football team, but our quarterback has much more swag than me."
Example: "When we went out as a family for dinner, my father was definitly the swag captain of the family, considering his outfit."