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La mica. Gives legal permission to work and live in the US.
If you don't have a green card, you have to watch out at Border Patrol checkpoints.
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Card-Pitt was the result of a merger between the Chicago Cardinals and the Pittsburgh Steelers for the 1944 season. This was due to a shortage of players because of military service.
Stats for the 1944 Chicago Card-Pitt are unavailable. Please check back at a later date.
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Anal Virginity Card. If you are a virgin to anal sex then you have the card.. if not, then you've lost it!
"Yo, dude I totally stole her AV Card last night"
"I'm sore.. The concert last night was so crowded and everyone was running into me.. I think I've lost my AV card.."
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1) Useless cards that bend easily and wreck easily and get lossed easily. But because god hates us this is how New Yorkers are forced to take the train, or go on the bus. you go to a machine and place the amount of money you want, than pray you dont sit on it.
2) A dumb move when someone goes up to a girl and quicky chops or slides his hand down her ass or vagina than yells "Metro Card!" Ussually a comback when a girl bankoks you.
1) Books, pencils, paper, metr...
MA! WERE THE HELL IS MY METRO CARD? IM GONNA BE LATE! GODDAMMIT!!!
2)Sandra: Hey whats that?!
Me: whats what? *turns away*
Sandra: BANGKOCK! *Smacks balls*
Me: AHH! Not infront of my mom!
Sandra: Weres your mom? *turns away*
Me: METRO CARD *Chops vagina and runs like hell*
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When you accidentally mess up on your skateboard and the board goes up your ass, or hits your balls
You ollie to start a hardflip and you do it just not completely and it lands with the tip on the ground and the other in an uncomfortable place Credit Carded
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A face card is a hundred dolla bill, a very hard long stare is a grill. RIP Big L Flamboyant for life
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An expensive pieces of cardboard (normally £5/$8) that are cool for about 10 minutes until a new type of cards come out and then they will have thrown their cards away or left them for about a year and sold them on e-bay.
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