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A step above a christmas hoe, a christmas caroling hoe is a woman who has been around the block and consistantly continues to go around the block one house at a time.
Jeremy: Yo son, I'm already hella drunk and need to hurry up and find someone to take to the crib.
Tony: I heard that, I'm to the point where I just might holla at a christmas caroling hoe.
Jeremy: Ummm... Nah, I rather masterbate. That's all you though.
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A ghetto Christmas Carol is a great song by the rapper “xxxtentacion” it’s perfect to vibe to when you’re chilling
Man A ghetto Christmas Carol hits the spot
One hell of a Christmas Carol written by some guy.
Afghanistan Christmas Carol:
T' was the night before Christmas and all through the Land,
They're running like rabbits in Afghanistan,
Osama's been praying,
he's down on his Knees,
He's hoping that Allah will hear all his Pleas.
He thought if he killed us that we'd fall and Shatter,
But all that he's done is just make us Madder.
We ain't yet forgotten our Marines in Beirut,
And we'll kick your butt,
with one heavy Boot.
And yes we remember the USS Cole,
And the lives of our sailors that you bastards Stole.
You think you can rule us and cause us to Fear,
You'll soon get the answer if you live to Hear.
And we ain't forgotten your buddy Saddam,
And he ain't forgotten the sound of our Bombs.
You think that those mountains are somewhere to Hide.
They'll go down in history as the place where you Died.
Remember Khadhafi and his Line of Death?
He came very close,
to his final Breath.
So come out and prove it,
that you are a Man,
Cause our boys are coming and they have a Plan.
They are our fathers and they are our Sons,
And they sure do carry some mighty big Guns.
They would have stayed home with children and Wives,
Till you bastards came here and took all these Lives.
Osama I wrote this especially for You,
For air mail delivery by B-52.
You soon will be hearing a thud and a whistle,
Old Glory is coming, attached to a Missile
I will not be sorry to see your ass Go.
It's Red, White, and Blue that is running this Show
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A dark-eyed and dark-haired girl that will steal your heart in a second. She's a bit of a player, but she will have your back no matter who you are. She's a rebel, hates society, and shaved part of her hair. Some of her hair is dyed teal. She's an artist, and has so many sketchbooks you could take years looking through them. She's sexy, and a flirt, but she's actually depressed and lonely. She's friends with everyone, but lies a lot because of trust issues. She's usually called KC, but she also likes the names Kat and Kitten by her friends. She's pale and sickly, and cusses a lot. She's always wearing black, and loves cool colors and cats. Her name means 'pure song of happiness and luck' . And she believes everyone's equal. Others, even the ones who know she lies, trust her. She has lost some important people in her life, not family, but extremely close friends. If you find her, give her a life she will think is worth living.
Teen A: "Hey, is that HER?
Teen B: "Yep, thats Kathleen Carol Murphy, the Alexander Hamilton of middle school."
A hilarious person who loves neon
#badass #loyal #authentic
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A euphemism for anuses, with the term often used to describe the process of anal sex.
Frenchy had an aversion to pussy, so he would prefer to stick one in Carol's Cat Flap.
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Panel member of the ITV show Loose women in the UK, among other radio and print jobs. Known for outspoken nature and general hilariously honest views. My hero. Has a huge crush on Russell Brand. One of the most loved panel women on Loose women.
YES! Carol Mc Giffin is on Loose women today!
Carol Mc Giffin has expressd her hate of such and such again, love her.
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