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Someone, usually female, that likes performing oral sex on other women
Katie is a carpet muncher
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describes a numb and tingling sensation around your head.
Has also been described as if a horn is coming out of your forehead.
Can also feel like you are wearing a helmet or a tingling body suit
Don't be such a carpet head!
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To pull out right as you cum and squirt your cum all over the girl's pussy and/or pubic area.
My girl said that she had forgotten to take her birth control, so I just carpet bombed her.
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Rickyism for "flying colors"
"He passed with flying carpets."
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(V)-the act of socking it to her. hard. in the vagina. once you realize how disgusting her pubes are.
when you are really excited about eating a girl out and then you realize she has extremely long pubes. so you punch her in the vagina really hard. leaving bruises.
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to crack ones pelvis with a hard punch in the "carpet" before sexual intercourse
Ricardo: I carpet-punched Meridith so hard last month she's been in the hospital ever since
Alberto: You're such a hard ass Ricardo, I don't know how you do it.
Ricardo: I know dude. First sight of those pubes and i knew i was carpet-punching.
Grant: Holy shit someone did the to me once..god it hurt.
Ricardo and Alberto: Man, thats just sick. We're getting out of here. Lets go punch some more carpet
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The act of two women rubbing their vaginas together; or scissoring.
"Mike: I heard Megan and Ashley hooked up at the party, did you hear anything?
Pat: Yeah, i heard Susan walked in on them Rubbing Carpets."
Jerking off in someone else’s room
Stop carpet jerking and get the fuck outta my room