Catch 200

The paradox in which someone with less than 200 friends on Facebook cannot make more as any potential friends are warded off by the pathetically low number of friends he already has.

Tim: Today I really hit it off with this girl in class but when I tried adding her on Facebook she rejected me.
Tom: It's probably because you only have 147 friends. It's a Catch 200.

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Snatch Catch

When a woman is horny and becomes "wet" in anticipation of sexual intercourse, as she removes her underwear it gets caught in her vagina and has resistance coming down.

Sex with my girlfriend was so hot, you could tell she was ready for it when she had a "Snatch Catch".

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Catching Plays

Setting up something to to do: Chilling with friends; Pulling hoes; Fucking mad bitches. Having something set up for you and your friends.

Jalen and I are cathing plays tonight.
Allante catching plays without me.
Im catching me a play or two tonight

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catch the vapors

To become suddenly emotional because of a recent event that is usually trivial. It can be something exciting or stressful. Mainly a Southern slang-term.

1. They catch the vapors and have to be put to bed every time the temperature reaches 80 degrees.

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mocking is catching

Old expression found in Ireland (or the backwoods of County Clare at any rate), translating roughly as "don't laugh at others, you'll do something stupid/ get old and crotchety/ otherwise get into a fine state youself and wouldn't like being laughed at."

You might think I look silly in this get-up, but just remember, mocking is catching.

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to catch up with

reconnect with an old friend, to talk about the news.

i need to catch up with her.

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Catching Crabs

When your pubic area is itchy and dirty after banging many people

Stink John was out catching crabs after he was banging the homeless lady on New Year's Day in Philadelphia

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