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Watch out for the cereal killer!
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The act of opening a womans ass hole and eating cereal out of it
I had some good ass cereal for breakfast
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The ashy particles you get in your mouth after taking a hit on a hookah.
Damn, I think the hookahs gonna go out soon, I just got a nasty coal cereal in my mouth!
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a bad driver, someone who got their licence as a freebie in a cereal box
that cereal boxer just cut me off!
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A snack (or meal) blossoming from an otherwise dire situation. Once a bag of Tostitos reaches the point where the chips are no longer dip-able, pour the remains into a bowl and add salsa. Other additions include shredded cheese, sour cream, etc. (don't get carried away here, simple is better, this isn't nachos dammit). Grab a big spoon and enjoy!
"Ahh I love my Tostitos Scoops with a Hint of Jalepeno... but what the shit am I supposed to do with these reject pieces that are not scoopable at all?"
::"Do you work for Tostitos?"
"You know we don't have jobs."
::"Shut up David. However, the answer you seek lies south of the border, with Mexican Cereal.
"Arrrrriba!"
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The ultimate laxative of all cereals, even more so than weetabix
Results in a turd reminiscent of a never ending chocolate fountain
*knocks on bathroom door*
Colin: what's taking you so long?
Gareth: sorry, i had too much dorset cereal for breakfast yesterday and im like a chocolate fountain!
Colin: You fool
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