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Watch out for the cereal killer!
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When ashamed of eating sugar loaded cereals, some people will lie and say they eat "healthy" cereals.
1. She was secretly addicted to "Cocoa Puffs" but told her friends she enjoyed "Special K".
2. She frequently bought "Fruit Loops" and put them into an old "Kashi" box because she was on a diet and wanted to hide her desire for kids' cereals. Her pre-meditated deception made her the worst kind of a cereal liar.
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The ashy particles you get in your mouth after taking a hit on a hookah.
Damn, I think the hookahs gonna go out soon, I just got a nasty coal cereal in my mouth!
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a bad driver, someone who got their licence as a freebie in a cereal box
that cereal boxer just cut me off!
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The ultimate laxative of all cereals, even more so than weetabix
Results in a turd reminiscent of a never ending chocolate fountain
*knocks on bathroom door*
Colin: what's taking you so long?
Gareth: sorry, i had too much dorset cereal for breakfast yesterday and im like a chocolate fountain!
Colin: You fool
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A snack (or meal) blossoming from an otherwise dire situation. Once a bag of Tostitos reaches the point where the chips are no longer dip-able, pour the remains into a bowl and add salsa. Other additions include shredded cheese, sour cream, etc. (don't get carried away here, simple is better, this isn't nachos dammit). Grab a big spoon and enjoy!
"Ahh I love my Tostitos Scoops with a Hint of Jalepeno... but what the shit am I supposed to do with these reject pieces that are not scoopable at all?"
::"Do you work for Tostitos?"
"You know we don't have jobs."
::"Shut up David. However, the answer you seek lies south of the border, with Mexican Cereal.
"Arrrrriba!"
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