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Aesthetically Challenged

A euphemism for ugly. A politically correct term similar to "mentally challenged", "vertically challenged", and "horizontally challenged". (Which mean retarded, short, and fat, respectively.

"In Washington D.C. and Santa Cruz, California, it's actually illegal to discriminate against people who are aesthetically challenged. Damn liberals..."

"I'm not ugly! I'm just *aesthetically challenged*!"

by Harlequin Princess October 1, 2009

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benadryl challenge

The act of taking a normal or slighter higher than normal dose of benadryl and attempting to masturbate. The usual rules include a 10 minute buffer to allow the pills to start working. One loses the challenge if they fall asleep before orgasm.

"Man, I tried the benadryl challenge with 6 pills yesterday, but I passed out cock-in-hand in front of my laptop with asian porn on."

by tricks are for kids May 24, 2009

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dairy challenge

can be done in two ways:

1)drink a gallon of milk quickly and try and hold it down for an hour or more.

2)requires 2 or more people, drink a gallon of milk quickly at the same rate. last one to throw up wins.

whats wrong with him?

he got his ass kicked at the dairy challenge.

-or-

whos down for dairy challenge?

by Sir Joseph Price April 9, 2007

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the american challenge

"The American Challenge" AKA "The Great American Challenge" is a race in which teams of four must drink 36 beers, smoke 2 grams of marijuana, eat two large pizzas and then make a 100 piece jigsaw puzzle, in that order. The team must fully complete one stage of the Challenge in order to start the next stage.

There must be a sober referee to prevent cheating, to keep time, and to issue penalties. There are penalties for throwing up, spilling beer and cheating. The nature of the penalty is left up to the referee, but it is usually some some time penalty. If a player spills beer or throws up they have the option of "Zamboni-ing" (sucking it up off the floor or table) the spilled liquid in order to avoid penalty. The winning team receives some sort of prize, as well as the honor of winning the race.

Traditionally, The American Challenge is held on the last day of finals week in college. Inevitably the building where the event is held is irreparably trashed.

Dude, are you gonna hold The American Challenge at your house this semester again?

Naw man, I'm still scraping beer plastered puzzle pieces off the floor from last semester.

by TheCaterpillar December 13, 2007

208๐Ÿ‘ 69๐Ÿ‘Ž


420 challenge

When you stop smoking pot for the first 19 days of April to make that 4/20 extra special

"Hey you wanna hit this?"

"Na, I'm taking the 420 challenge- 1 week to go!"

by SammySlug April 13, 2008

193๐Ÿ‘ 63๐Ÿ‘Ž


technically challenged

someone who isn't very good with technology

my mom is technically challenged

by hehehaha123 October 23, 2008

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Cartographically Challenged

Anyone who cannot read a map.

My mother-in-law is always getting lost because she is cartographically challenged.

Even though I sent her a map, my daughter was late to the restaurant; she is cartographically challenged.

by Moishe Tannenbaum January 7, 2012

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