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you get a bitch, ho, friend, yo momma, sucking yo cock and before you bust you pull it out her mouth, and punch her in the nose(in attempt to draw blood)Then you bust on her face. The red and white mixture makes a raspberry cheesecake.
He looked at his boys and said, "You know that bitch Shelia? Well, I'm gonna serve her up some raspberry cheesecake tonight."
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the act of consuming cheesecake in Cleveland where calories DO NOT count. You're welcome.
When Mary consumes Cleveland Cheesecake it is like it never happened. You're welcome.
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a cheesecake comprised solely of dick/ball cheese.
"For a million dollars would you eat a dick cheesecake?"
"With that uncircumcised shit, it wouldn't take you long to make a dick cheesecake."
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When your are shagging a chinese girl and about to cum punch her in the nose and cum all over her face
I gave Ming Lee a Mandarin cheesecake last night
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the act of placing a strawberry in a girls mouth and then ejaculating on it.
Not to be confused with a strawberry shortcake.
As Julia held a strawberry between her lips Matt gave her a strawberry cheesecake.
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Having sex with a female virgin, and then making her lick her blood, semen and your own semen off your cock. An absolutely disgusting practice.
That bitch was so stupid she actually ate her cherry cheesecake!
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A favourite after-hours prank in Hertfordshire.
Take a bird back home after a night out. F*ck her doggy-sytle and unleash your load just in time for your best mate to bust out the wardrobe and punch her in the face!
Hilarious.
"Next time I'll hide in the wardrobe and we'll give the dirty slag a Hollywood Cheesecake!"
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