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An act of masturbation involving a laptop and a male. The male places his laptop on his chest while he masturbates to porn he chooses with his secondary hand while his primary hand does work.
Dude 1: "Dude that girl is so hot."
Dude 2: "Yeah, I'm gunna think about her when I'm masturbating."
Dude 1: "You gunna Chest-top it?"
Dude 2: "Hell yeah, that shit's all day"
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A common side effect of old age
“Oh, don’t let that Coronavirus get on your weak chest. Believe me, it’ll take years off you”
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Slang name for an overstretched diaphragm which is caused by a sharp inhalation of breath whilst masturbating.
"Doc say's i've got an overstrecthed diaphragm"
"Wanker's chest you mean!" rofl
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an individual who engages in the relentless act during a conversation of telling you how superior he or she is, either by direct or indirect means and regardless if you ask. Everything is about him/her. Figuratively pounding the chest, such as an alpha male gorilla.
Golfer #1: Hey, how have you been?
Chest Pounder: Well, I shot a 75 today. I can't really score well on this course.
Bowler #1: Hey....how's it goin?
Chest Pounder: 237....these lanes are too oily to really score well.
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A tube usually used in your chest but should be used to shove up a mutha fucka's ass!
I'm gonna take this chest tube and shove it up your ass and your gonna like it...bitch!
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A chest pillow is another name for the natural pillow feel that womens breasts have when you lay your head on them.
I was tired so i laid down on my wifes chest pillow.
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