child-friendly

Something this website is not.

Mom: someone told me that urban dictionary is a very child-friendly website!
Mom's friend: well that person is a liar

monkey child

Someone, usually female, who is obsessed with the cuteness of monkeys.

That monkey child is obsessed with the new bonobo at the zoo!

consume the child

~ government

person 1: a child was born 100km away

government: consume the child

Organ Child

When a family gives birth to a child only to donate his organs to the other child.

Mom: "Did you hear little Jimmy's lung isn't working properly?"
Dad: "Oh no, I think were going to have to have an organ child!"

Angry child

Twitch streamer, Tommyinnit.

Let’s exile the angry child!

child marriage

it is accepted in india. they think that children want to marry. its bad.

child: I DONT WANT TO MARRY
man: but its good u hoe
child: I WILL NOT GIVE U MY CHILDREN I CANT
man: yes u can ur 5
child: i hate child marriage

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Child Mother

Child Mother is a hit techno song created by local Philly Designer and Musician Matthew Torres. This song was written in 2014, and sky rocketed in the urban areas between hipsters. The theme of child mother is how child mother's are also our brothers from another child mother.

"Child Mother, your my brother, from another, child mother."