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The testicles.
I told my lady to take a bite out of my christ apples. Unfortunately, she did.
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The name that several have given to Anakin Skywalker in the Star Wars series, due to the parallels of his character and Jesus Christ.
1. Both were "immaculately" concevied. Jesus by the Holy Spirit, and Anakin by the Midichlorians.
2. Both were prophesized to be the savior of their people. Jesus for mankind's sins, and Anakin to destroy the sith and bring balance to the force.
Anakin's fall to the darkside would be like saying Jesus Christ refuted God, and sided with Satan and the demons of hell.
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The owner of the worst game on Roblox, Stepford County Railway. Its community is full of underage fanboys and fangirls who go absolutely insane when SCR releases a new update. Charlie Christ is also the owner of the Stepford County Railway OnlyFans page, where SCR fanboys may wank to its fleet of paper trains, which look absolutely disgusting and are taken from MTG. However, its staff, developers and the majority of the community think they are fantastic and absolutely amazing.
God save Charlie Christ, our dearest Lord and Saviour, the absolute legend, and his biggest simp, Samproductions, otherwise known as Simpproductions, Winner of the 2020 Most Warnings Given award, as well as his other simps, JiveOff, also known as JerkOff or Jackoff, who banned words such as "Leak" and "Sources", to prove his loyalty, IslandLine, who warned hundreds of people for absolutely no reason or for the slightest mistake. He also banned many for absurd reasons such as "And you're gone" and "Goodbye".
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God's son who took the punishment, (Dying) you and I deserve for our sins. He did this because he loves us, so that we could be forgiven and have a relationship (like a father to a son, a best friend, a teacher, a helper, etc.) with him and have eternal life. John 3: 16 - "For God so loved the world that he sent his one and only son so that whoever might believe in him will not perish but have eternal life."
Repent and turn from your sins. Jesus Christ will forgive you.
Jesus Christ loves you personally
Jesus Christ saved you from death
Jesus Christ wants you to get to know him, he already knows you.
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The 20th century equivalent to political correctness. Think of how whitewashed and fake old movies from the 50s were. No sex, no bad talk about christianity, no drugs, no violence. It's just political correctness but for conservatives.
Conservative: "Yeah, I wanna go back to the 50s! When there was no political correctness! Welp, time to listen to my Elvis playlist!"
Some guy from the 50s with a time machine: "Hey you can't listen to that! It's satanic and pollutes your mind!"
Some other guy: "Oh boy, I haven't seen political christness before!"
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An expression used to denote utter surprise, horror and confusion; used in "Return of the Living Dead" when two paramedics encounter a horde of ravenous undead zombies on the hunt for brains.
Can also be used to denote complete disgust with a person or situation.
"Do you hear that?"
(looks down the road at undead hordes of brain eating zombies)
"Christ Jesus!"
or....
Man1 : "Did you flush the toilet after you dropped that monster dook?"
Man2: "Nope."
Man1: "Christ Jesus. You are disgusting."
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A particularly blasphemous exclamation. Usually used when one is in pain.
-drops large rock on foot- christ's ass, that hurts! agh! god!
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