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A fat ass bitch that likes to blow up peoples computers in Mrs. Lalama's class
Look at that guy destroying that computer
Omg he is such a christopher!
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The cutest guy you will ever meet in your life. He has a great personality and will make your eyes water over how cute he is. You will be drooling to date him. He has a great personality too. He might be shy at first but when you get to know him he can be freaky in a good way! He will make you feel like the richest person in the state and will make you feel good about yourself. He helps you through rough times too and don’t be afraid to open up your problems to Christopher. Things that should be secret stay secret with him.
Etienna:Christopher is fucking hot I wish I could date him!
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A guy with a big gap in his mouth. He dates girls with the same gap. He likes his girls big and chunky, and who look like Dora the Explorer. His girls tend to be loud and obnoxious and aren’t usually funny
That Christopher has a big gap!
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A Christopher named is usually classed as a Jewbacabra. One that doesn't like to part with money.
Did you ever get that £20 from Christopher last year?
No he keeps saying I owe him money.
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An Italian explorer who rediscovered a continent that most Europeans at the time had no previous knowledge of, and whose voyages set off further exploration and colonization of this "New World," resulting in his being credited for its discovery.
Things CAN be discovered more than once. In general, people in Europe didn't know about the Americas before Columbus' voyages, and the resulting colonization means that most of the people living in the Americas today are at least partially descended from Europeans. No one alive today who says that Columbus discovered America actually thinks the land was uninhabited when he found it. The proper understanding is that, from a eurocentric point of view, Christopher Columbus discovered America, which is true.
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An italian admiral famous for having discovered the Salvador islands in october 1492. He reached his destination after over 70 days of navigation, and erroneously thought he landed in the eatern Indies, hence the term "Western Indies" to refer to America (which takes the name after another famous italian explorer, Amerigo Vespucci) and the use of "Indian" to refer to north american natives. Recently the image of Columbus was defiled by left leaning political agendas that labeled him as a murderous power hungry invader, yet despite this people always forget that without him the modern geopolitical landscape of the New World woudn't exist, including the USA. He was a great man who had the balls to venture through uncharted waters with the ever looming risk to never come back, and he deserves every bit of respect one could possibly give. Also despite Leif Eriksson having discovered modern Terranova 200 years earlier, he never created trade routes nor permanent colonies and thus his contribution to exploration can be considered negligible compared to Columbus.
Christopher Columbus' statue was recently defiled by a bunch of brainwashed rich college boys with guilt complexes
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