bum chumming

2 guys doubling on a motorcycle or scooter or anything that men shouldn't ride with another man

there was only 1 scooter so we had to bum chum

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Bum chum

Two best-friends who do lot's of activities together, not necessarily anything sexual.

"Hey my bestest bum chum, let's go pick flowers in the meadow!"

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pedigree chum

The floating remnants of a particularly large and buoyant panful of excrement. As a defense mechanism, the faeces disperse into smaller chunks when the flush is deployed, surviving to haunt the bowl for the next unfortunate soul to encounter.

Simon: Who was last in the toilet?
Chris: Why?
Simon: There's a load of pedigree chum floating around the bowl.

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chum stick

It's when you've blown your load in her mouth and she's not quite finished with the chum. She begins rubbing the head of your unit across her lips like an over size chap stick, moaning for you to give her more!

Dude, she looked like she had dry lips, so I let her use my chum stick!!

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Chum about

To hang out with a friend just because there's nothing else to do.

Wanna chum about on Friday?

Sure!

Wanna chum about on Friday?

Sure!

Ho Chum

(n) word used to describe the intangible essence or swagger that permeates from confident Men that attracts sexually aggressive Women. This essence or swagger is the equivalent to Chum that a fisherman would use to attract and catch Sharks.

alternate: can also be used when referring to something extraordinary i.e. haircut, shirt, car, hat, etc.

Bill: "So what's up Greg? You got ladies lined up around the block for you tonight!"

Greg: "What can I say bro? The ladies sense my Ho Chum from miles away!"

alternate:
Bill: "Dude, how did you end up bangin both those girls?"

Greg: "Dude, my new car is absolute Ho Chum!!!"

Mud Chum

When you have steaming but uniform liquid feces come out of your anus. Most of the time Mud Chum passes your system in 2-5 sessions. It’s a relatively messy wipe but a quick session.

“Damn bro I just had to stop the Netflix ‘N’ Chill to hit the porcelain for a little Mud Chum session! I ain’t gonna flush XD!”