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Someone who is not focused when they should be, very scatter brained when they should be cool calm and collected.
Imagine bringing a monkey to church.
George drove from dealership to dealership like an excited little church monkey, instead of taking time to update his notes.
Slang term used to describe the act of a conservative woman masturbating. Generally associated with lonely and bored housewives of good nature and standing with god.
Mary: "Where's Janice?, I haven't heard from her all day and her Husband has been out of town for a few days."
Delores: "Oh, she's probably cleaning the church since she hasn't made love for a few days"
When you take a video of yourself masturbating and send it to someone, sometimes in a restroom at a church.
Jenna: I heard you made a church video for John is it true??
Christina: No! I did it in my bathroom at home!
Jenna: That's still a church video!
A line famously said by now dead Jake Paul. I would kill him but you can't kill something that's already dead. This dumb shit thought that god church would be a good cover up with the fact that he didnt have anythin to rhyme with merch. Then a line said by god of England 'England is my city' sound smarter thant Jake's dumb shit with his god church merch. Nick is my daddy.
Pewdiepie: I JSUT DROPPED SOME NEW MERCH AND ITS SELLING LIKE A GOD CHURCH.
Pewdiepie made is sound better
To ruin something really good at your own sacrifice. To drive your metaphorical plane into that metaphorical church.
Jerry: "Dude I hooked up with Sally last night while she was drunk and now her and Ben are broken up!"
Matt: "Way to Jap that Church."
Hey Joe, where'd you leave the church key. This ain't no twist off, y' know.
a community for people who worship cate blanchett with all of their hearts.
first, they sell their souls to cate and then it's a lifelong commitment.
people call it addiction but really, it's just religion.
"what's your fandom called?"
"we're called the CHURCH OF BLANCHETT"