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Claire

A 50+, withered, grey haired monster, best advoided if you have any of the following

- Babies
- Puppies
- Kittens

as she will eat them on site. She is also well known for thinking that she is cool. When you tell her that she ,in fact, is not the human like mask she wears is shed like a snakes skin and the true beast emerges. Best kept away from at all costs, unless, of course, you happen to have a harpoon handy.

"That thing totally claired my puppy last night"

by OMC Front Desk February 10, 2008

145πŸ‘ 448πŸ‘Ž


Claire

Claire is a pretty and nice girl until you get to know her. Some of the things claire loves to do are playing the victim, cheating on people, being a hooker and many more! BEWARE of claire’s they are a species of fakes and psychos they will backstab you constantly.

person1: β€œ omg did u hear about that girl who cheated on her boyfriend and now has incurable gonorhea?”
person2: β€œ yes it’s crazy right, but i don’t even feel bad she pulled a claire”

by tstarrr June 15, 2018

4πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Claire

Claire is a loving sister but easy to break down. She often cries at nothing and although her family and friends get annoyed by her she is down to earth and feels everything. She often has low self esteem and lack to find her own creativity. She can spend her time wishing for something she all ready has, but doesn't know. She is loyal and true and will fight for the right cause. She often lacks confident when she is in it alone and tends not to believe she is right even if she is . She has lots of friends and surrounds herself with more and more people even if she doesn't like them

" Claire is a turd"
Grace " yeah tell me about it "

by theturdsbigsister May 11, 2020

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Claire

Overprotective to her son and always makeing up excuses and tells him how to live her life

Omg Claire let your son be free

by Helpmenoe July 12, 2018

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Claire

Short lil bitch who hates shots.

β€œWoah I spot a Claire! She might be a lil bitch but she’s also a very mediocre friend”

by Patellar tendinitis September 10, 2019

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


claire

1. (v) to needlessly kill a joke.
2. (v) to make a joke completely devoid of humor.

Person A: How does a cat named Ozzy always feel? Cozy!
Person B: That doesn't even make any sense. You really claired that joke.

by jpsa April 26, 2017

3πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Claire

a super slut that gets her talons out with anyone of gal. she will ruin your life. A bitch who looses all of her friends because of her personality of a "flirt". don't get this girl in bed because she might go bipolar. She is a pretty good tweeter and will show her moves to anyone

John-- WOAH! That girl went claire on me last night
Tom--that's my type. I need a girl like that in my room

by catherinelb123 February 28, 2015

12πŸ‘ 28πŸ‘Ž