Close to me

You and I have become close,and as a result,I hold you emotionally dear to me

'CLOSE TO ME!!!ClOsE tO mE!!!! cLoSe To MEEE!!!C L O S E T O M E!!!!!!!!'

Close Block

v. To stay in an establishment past that establishments closing time thereby preventing the employees from closing and going home.

Waiter: Man closing time was 20 minutes ago, that table in the back won't leave.

Cook: Those assholes are totally close blocking us.

close the book

IN BRIEF: Ask for a divorce or an ending to a relationship; See end the book.

Sometimes two people are not on the same page to a point where he/she is turning too many more pages than him/her to where he/she wants to close the book.

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close-minded

Any FFVII fanboys is close-minded

Normal person: There's no best game...
close-minded person: FFVII is the shit, it owns every other game in the world. Sephiroth owns all!

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close, but no bananas

a variation of the more familiar, 'close, but no cigar.'

the little known phrase spawned from a conversation between a group of intellects in a small neighborhood bar on a weeknight. however, its true origin would be the confused mind of Meredith.

traditionally a phrase used by competing golfers. the new variation has yet to be clearly defined, but is assumed to be condescending.

Guy: Wait, isn't this song a Rolling Stones cover?
Girl: Um close, but no bananas
Guy: ...???

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tauntingly close

A phrase used to describe how sumthing that is taunting u.

Some thing that would have been good if it happend and almost did, but somehow didnt occur.

Person: That was tauntingly close

Hitting the cross bar from 50yards, can be called "Tauntingly Close"

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doxastically closed

"Doxastically closed" describes a person who is unwilling to change their (false) beliefs regardless of any arguments against it.

The term is used in Street Epistemology and goes back to Peter Boghossian’s "A Manual for Creating Atheists". His definition: “I use the term to mean that either a specific belief one holds, or that one’s entire belief system, is resistant to revision.”

Bob: "1+1=3"
Anthony: "Imagine an empty table. You put one cup on the table. Then you put another cup on the table. How many cups are on the table?"
Bob: "Two."
Anthony: "Putting down one cup and then another cup is '1 cup + 1 cup' and you correctly identified the result as '2 cups'. So you see: 1+1=2"
Bob: "No, 1+1=3"

Charlie (to Dan): "Bob sure is a *very* doxastically closed person."

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