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Whereas sugar coating involves omitting or downplaying information to make it more palatable, stevia coating is purely additive, preserving all of the original detail, but serving it alongside more pleasant, funny, or comforting information.
Example:
True statement: "She didn't call back because you freaked her out with all the muppet-themed foreplay."
Sugar coated statement: "She might feel awkward because you came on a little strong."
Stevia coated statement: "You have a good heart, and a charming personality, but when you try to bring in Muppet stuff so soon, it leaves them with a weird impression. If you hold off on that until they know you really well, girls will be swarming you in no time."
"I usually stevia coat bad news"
"My family never sugar coats anything, but for us, stevia coating is a time-honored tradition."
A big oversized coat that smells like dad. Any style, but faded. Lots of pockets to store all the random junk dads have. Old but keeps you warm and if you’re a kid is a good blanket. Is long enough to cover you up while you take out the trash in your underwear at 11PM.
Mom: Take out the garbage.
Dad: Yeah let me throw on my dad coat, I don’t have any pants on.
Multiple dogs in coats
Woah, did you see those dogs in coats?
Imbibing alcohol to feel warm, in lieu of a real coat.
Bill forgot to bring a jacket to the festival. No problem... he simply headed for the bar and put on his hobo coat.
A coat worn for very cold weather that usually contains down feathers and is of a large volume.
Pat got his poofy coat all muddy when he took his jeep offroading.
You jizz on someones scrotum and then they put it in your mouth.
Last night at the sleepover he tea bagged me with a coated balloon. tea bag